A/N: Yes, it's "Old McDonald Had a Farm." And, yes, the lyrics could be better.

DISCLAIMER: All Hail Joss! Creator of the Firefly-verse! I, your humble devotee, do only use these characters for my own enjoyment, and will in no way be claiming them as my own!

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Hummmmm! Okay, kids!

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a First Mate, E-I-E-I-O!

With a "Yes, Sir" here, and a "No, Sir" there

Here a "Sir," there a "Sir," everywhere a "Sir, Sir"

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Pilot-who-likes-dinosaurs, E-I-E-I-O!

With a "Rawr rawr" here, and a "Rawr rawr" there

Here a "Rawr," there a "Rawr," everywhere a "Rawr rawr"

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Mercenary, E-I-E-I-O!

With a Bang-bang here, and a Bang-bang there

Here a bang, there a bang, everywhere a bang-bang

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Mechanic, E-I-E-I-O!

With a cheerful fix here, and a cheerful fix there

Here a fix, there a fix, everywhere a cheerful fix

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Doctor, E-I-E-I-O!

With a stitch-stitch here, and a stitch-stitch there

Here a stitch, there a stitch, everywhere a stitch-stitch

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a, Companion, E-I-E-I-O!

With a feminine wile here, and a feminine while there

Here a wile, there a wile, everywhere a feminine wile

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Shepherd, E-I-E-I-O!

With a "Preach, preach" here, and a "Preach, preach" there

Here a "Preach," there a "Preach," everywhere a "Preach, preach"

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

And on this ship he had a Reader, E-I-E-I-O!

With thoughts and feelings here, and thoughts and feelings there

Here a thought, there a feeling, everywhere are thoughts and feelings

Captain Mal had a ship, E-I-E-I-O!

He named his ship Serenity, E-I-E-I-O!

With the Alliance here, and the Reavers there

Here a blown catalyzer, there a crazy wife, but everybody loves their new-found home

E-I-E-I-O!

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POST A/N: Okay…. I know that last part didn't fit the song, but I felt that it ended a bit suddenly, otherwise. There needed to be a little wrap-up.