Chemistry Lab of Terror

Disclaimer: I do not own D.N.Angel. If I did, I wouldn't be posting these stories.

(A/N. This is my friend's piece of work that has been typed under my name. All credit is due to her.)

(A/N 2. This is a one-shot and will not be added to.)

Summery: Krad and Dark are taking a chemistry class and trouble ensues when Dark gets ahold of chemicals.

Today is the first day in chemistry that the teacher has allowed to have a lab. However, she never realized her worst and brightest students would be working not only in the same class but in the same group. It would be the worst lab in her teaching career. Krad walked into his chemistry class. He was really looking forward to today's experiment, however his best friend Dark Mousey had been put in the same group as him and everyone knew that Dark was the slacker extraordinare. Dark was in class already, his shirt was loose fitting and untucked. Shaking his head Krad sat next to Dark, "You do know that I won't be doing this lab by myself Mousey," whispered Krad. Dark just

blinked and flashed Krad a mischievous grin. A few minutes later the teacher walked in, she smiled at her students and started giving the instructions, however, Dark was not paying attention, he was snoozing, Krad noticing his partners inattentiveness elbowed him awake.

After the instructions, which Dark continued to sleep through, everyone got their materials and began the small string of experiments. Krad and Dark both donned their protective goggles, Dark being the idiot he was, started acting like a giant fly. Krad rolled his eyes, "Dark! Stop playing around you might break something!" No sooner than Krad said, Dark ran into the table and caused a glass beaker to fall to the floor and shatter. After being forced to clean up the pieces, Dark returned to the table where their experiment was taking place, completely forgetting to inform his teacher of the breakage. Dark decided he needed to chew something and popped some gum into his mouth. Promptly being yelled at by Krad, he trashed the gum. "Kraddikins, will you please let me do something?" whined Dark. "Fine, but don't ever call me that again!" hissed Krad. "Now mix those two chemicals there, but remember to put only the amount I wrote down," instructed Krad.

Dark, however wasn't listening. He had already grabbed the two chemicals, and decided that he couldn't pronounce its name, grabbed another bottle, and mixed the chemicals together causing a small explosion. Thankfully, he thought, he wouldn't get an ear full because Krad had went to ask the teacher a question. So to get rid of the evidence aka the smoking liquid mess, he dumped it into the sink. What he didn't notice was that the liquid started to melt the metal rimmed drain! By the time Krad returned their work already was a total disaster with liquid and papers everywhere. Krad screamed at Dark for a full five minutes. (A/N. Long-winded, eh?) While Krad and Dark were arguing they never noticed a burner had been left on. It caught Dark's shirt on fire, in which they quickly had to put it out, but they didn't know where the fire blanket was so they had to use someone's letterman jacket. At the end of class, Dark had managed to destroy 3/4 ths. of the lab area. Walking out of class, Dark smiled and said, "I hope we have another lab soon. That was fun." Krad didn't hear him as he had passed out from exhaustion and stress. Needless to say, the teacher retired soon after.