Hey, everyone! I am so sorry it's been so long. My life is crazy during the school year so I usually just update in the summer but I had some free time today. Thanks to all my reviewers, and whoever asked, definitely Roy's English voice actor. He is very attractive.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
Al: Welcome back to FMA Dating! If you just tuned in, you have missed some very interesting scenes.
Maes: Yep. Interesting. Well, Riza, can you ask the next question?
Riza: Absolutely. sits down and flips to the next card Question Number Five: What's your- MAES!
Riza: I am not bleeping asking that!
Maes: Why not? comes over to her, reads card, and falls on ground laughing
Al: Sorry, Riza, but you have to.
Riza: growls Fine. mutters something really quietly
Random Audience Member: We can't hear you!
Riza: FINE! What's your bleeping sign and what does it tell about your bleeping personality?
Roy, Havoc and Ed: laugh hysterically
Riza: (very murderously) Roy?
Roy: wiping away tears of laughter I'm a Leo. It means I'm hot, fiery, and passionate.
Havoc: I'm a Scorpio. It means I'm sexy and mysterious.
Riza: buries her face in her hands Ed?
Ed: I'm a Libra. It means I'm romantic and charming.
Winry: No, it doesn't! It means you're gullible and stupid!
Ed: Winry, shut up!
Winry: What're you gonna do, transmute a giant pencil and stab me?
Ed: Maybe I will!
Winry: I'd love to see you try.
Maes: looks up from where he's lying on the ground, still laughing Yes?
Havoc: Can we get on with the show? I've got a date tonight.
Riza: What? What if I pick you?
Havoc: Well, then we'll go out tomorrow night…oh, no, wait, I've got date tomorrow night, too.
Riza: Okay, Maes, this is just stupid. Havoc's got a thousand other girls other than me, Ed is obviously in love with Winry-
Winry: (hasn't heard a word Riza just said) It's not my fault you won't drink your bleeping milk!
Ed: Stop calling me short!
Riza: -which leaves the wannabe singer, Roy.
Maes: Are you saying you choose Roy?
Riza: I'm saying this is stupid!
Roy: She chooses me! Yes! C'mon, let's go!
Riza: I have one question left! Roy, sit down! Ed, stop fighting with Winry! Havoc, cancel your bleeping dates! awkward silence Okay, now Question Number Six-
Havoc: (whispering to Roy) That was hot. a bullet flies past his ear
Riza: If you were to transmute something for me, what would it be?
Roy: A miniskirt. clears his throat as Riza's gun lands in between his eyes A gun.
Havoc: I can't transmute anything. I'm not-
Riza: Just answer the bleeping question!
Havoc: Something lacy, and probably either black or red. yet another bullet flies past his ear
Ed: Anything but milk.
Riza: Fine, I give up. Ed, go make out with Winry. Havoc, go find your date. Roy, you and I are going to go-
Roy: Yes! I won! In your face, Havoc and Smurf-boy!
Riza: I was going to
say that we're going to take you to an institution for the mentally
Roy: Wherever you wanna go, baby!
Maes: Well, thank you for tuning in to FMA dating! Join us next week for Desperate Homoculus. Until then, I'm your host Maes Hughes-
Al: And I'm Alphonse Elric! See you next time!
All done. Hope everyone liked!