Your Obituary

Your Song is by Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The Parody is by Nee Knight. Clockwerk and the Coopers are property of SuckerPunch.
"Hatred is by far the longest pleasure;
Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure"
Lord Byron Originally slated to be in Tales of Mowbury Chapter 3, Nee couldn't find a place where it would fit the comedy, so here it is as a Stand Alone Special as sung by Clockwerk.

I think it funny this envy I feel
I'm the better thief you can hardly steal
But they only look at you and forget what I did
So I'll burn down that hideout where you all live

I wish I were a sculptor, sounds silly, I know
But I'd use my chisels to fill you with holes
Sure it'd be bloody but hey it'd be swell
This is your Obituary, please burn in hell

And the safe that I'll drop on you will weigh a ton
You end will be messy but when it is done
I hope you will mind
I hope you will mind when I gouge out your eyes
How happy it makes me to plan out your demise

I perch on the rooftops and look at you try
To avenge your poor old dad but still you've gotta die
And I know as I plan your Obituary
There won't be enough for your friends to bury

So excuse me for killing your dad and not you
I'd go back if I could and stand red what was blue
And I don't care if anyone thinks I'm mean
Your end will be the most gruesome they've seen