It's The Suburb Life ( to the tune of "It's The Hardknock Life" from "Annie")

Sung by Edie, Susan, Gabrielle, Mary Alice, Betty Applewhite, Lynette, Bree, and Mrs. Huber:

All:

It's the suburb life for us!

It's the suburb life for us!

Mrs. Huber:

Instead of condos

Others:

We get houses!

Betty:

Instead of sweatshirts

Others:

We get blouses!

All:

It's the Suburb life!

Susan:

Don't it feel life the cliffhangers get bigger?

Gabrielle:

Don't it seem like there's always more suspence?

Lynette:

Don't it seem like my kids are always hard to handle?

Bree:

Is a fresh coat of paint needed for the fence?

All:

It's the suburb life for us!

It's the suburb life for us!

Mary Alice:

Instead of nannies

Others:

We get sitters!

Susan:

Instead of plumbers

Others:

We get killers!

All:

It's the suburb life!

Betty:

Don't it feel like there's someone in my basement?

Mrs. Huber:

Don't it seem like we want to know who?

Edie:

Don't it seem like I have a healthy sex life?

Gabrielle:

Instead of one lover, I have two…

All:

Mowing the lawn life!

Sewing the clothes life!

Loading the dishwasher life!

Serving cake on a saucer life!

Lynette:

The guy her basement we never see!

Betty:

Guy in my basement? Who, me?

Bree:

Instead of kissing

Edie:

We have sex

Mrs. Huber:

Instead of flowers

Others:

We have a fence!

All:

It's the suburb life!

Betty:

You're gonna stay in that basement

Till it falls like a poorly built building!

Others:

Spy on her through her window!

This show has mystery innuendo!

James Denton is really hot!

Bree:

AH! MY TABLECLOTH HAS A SPOT!

All:

It's the suburb life for us!

It's the suburb life for us!

Betty:

Instead of taxis

Others:

We ride cars

Mary Alice:

Instead of Venus

Others:

Men are from Mars!

All:

It's the suburb life…

It's the suburb life…

It's the suburb life…

IT'S THE SUBURB LIFE!