Disclaimer: Really I don't own Trigun. Wanna have a great laugh and check out how much money I've got on my debit card? Really, it's a hoot.
Wasn't it enough that Vash had come in to chastise him after learning of the incident with the short human? No, Vash was really a sadist underneath all those cheery smiles and speeches of love and peace. Inside, Vash was evil.
That next evening, he sent the tall human in. She sported a smile that nauseated him.
"Good morning, Mr. Knives. It's such a wonderful day, isn't it? Even though it still very hot."
He merely glared.
"Oh, look what I've got, Mr. Knives. I got some soup for you."
"Do you need me to help you to eat? I could you know-'
"Where is the bitchy one?"
"Huh? Oh, you mean Meryl" She frowned slightly. "That's not a very nice think to say, Mr.-"
"Where is she, human? I will only ask once more."
The frown smoothed out a bit. "Oh, Meryl had to go out."
Idiot. An eyebrow twitched. "Where?"
"Oh, I'm not sure. Mr. Vash was very secretive about the whole thing."
The edges of his lips tightened. "Oh, was he?"
She smiled at him. "Oh, yeah. He wanted their first date to be absolutely perfect." She held the spoon up to him. "Here you go."