Ryuhou: You are my ENEMY, Kazuma!

Kazuma: You are my ENEMY, Ryuhou!

Mimori: -muttering- Sweet Buddha...

Ryuhou: Sometimes, I'm just sooooo angry, the only way I can express my feelings is through... a song...

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Kazuma: I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you

Ryuhou: My pulse is rushing...

Kazuma: My head is reeling...

Ryuhou: My face is flushing...

Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name...?
Yes - !

Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!

Ryuhou: For your face –

Kazuma: -Your voice–

Ryuhou: - your clothing!

Both: Let's just say...
I loathe it all!
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure! So strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing
Loathing you

My whole life long!

Scheris, Urizane, Elian, Kigetsuki, Cougar, Unkei (The Greatest Playwright of all time, btw):
Dear Ryuhou you are just too good!
How do you stand it – I don't think I could!
He's a terror, He's a tartar
We don't mean to show a bias (COUGH)
But Ryuhou, you're a martyr...

Ryuhou: -angelic smile- Well... these things were sent to try us!

Assorted HOLY Employees:
Cool Ryuhou forced to provide
A fight for a guy so disgusticified!
We just want to tell you
We're all on your side!

Mimori: No shit, Sherlocks...

Assorted HOLY Employees:
We share your...

Ryuhou and Kazuma:
What is this feeling, -AHE: Loathing!-
So sudden and new? -Unadulterated loathing!-
I felt the moment -His face, his voice-
I laid eyes on you! -His clothing-
My pulse is rushing, -Let's just say...-
My head is reeling...

Assorted HOLY Employees:
We loathe it all!

Ryuhou and Kazuma:
Oh, what is this feeling!

Assorted HOLY Employees:
Every little trait however small (R&K: Does it have a name...?
Makes our very flesh begin to crawl

Ryuhou and Kazuma:


Ryuhou and Kazuma:
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure! So strong!

Assorted HOLY Employees:
So strong!

Ryuhou and Kazuma:
Though I do admit it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing...
For forever loathing you...
Truly, deeply loathing you...
Loathing you...

My whole life long!

Alternate Title: Why Showtunes and Caffiene Should NEVER be Mixed"

Some Cougar related notes:

If you can recall my last one-shot, Tango or Waltz, I'd just like to say I'm dreaming up two alternate endings: a Cougar/Mimori, and an R/M. Sooo...yeah. Also about Cougar: Do you guys think he only "mispronounces" the names of those whom he cares about? That does seem like it to me...He only just does Kazuya and Minori, right?

Also, if you don't know what musical this showtune is from... Wicked. I highly recommend the soundtrack. Some word altering, and it completely fit. Nifty, huh?