Ask the Elric Brothers

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA CHARACTERS, INUYASHA CHARACTERS, OR OTHER ANIME CHARACTERS SOON TO COME


Summary: Lots of Crossovers, different random anime characters ask Ed and Al some questions of their problems, but how will Ed and Al answer them? LOTS AND LOTS OF HUMOR!

FONTS:

Edward (or Roy)

Alphonse

Person who's writing


1st up: Inuyasha CAST!

Dear Ed and Al,

I have a problem, I like two girls, one's my love that died and was reborn again and the other is a girl who was reincarnated to the one I loved before. So what should I do?

-Inuyasha, the Half Demon

-Inuyasha, the Half Demon

Clearly I was confused, and plus I don't know that much about women so don't ask me for questions. Why don't you just get the girl who was reincarnated to the girl you once love… and plus… HOW DID SHE FUCKING HELL GET REBORN?

Edward Elric

Dear Inuyasha,

Sorry about my brother's letter, he doesn't know anything about women. I was also confused about this letter too, and I don't really know about girls because I am a soul stuck in this armor so I am not that attractive to women. I think you should pick the one reincarnated.

Alphonse Elric


Dear Edward and Alphonse Elric,

Hey, just asking this question about my problem, I accidentally broke a precious jewel called the Jewel of Four Souls or otherwise called the Shikon Jewel. Now I can't get over it. Oh and my friend Inuyasha (he just sent you a letter) likes me but when I saw one night, he kissed another girl (which is Kikyo, and I was reincarnated from her)! How should I deal with this problem?

Kagome Higurashi

P.S: Edward you're a great Alchemist, and I hope you and you're brother find what your looking for. Oh, and I feel sorry that you were called short a couple of times, I don't think you're that short!

Dear Kagome Higurashi,

Hey, we just answered that Inuyasha guy your talking about and he asked, "I like two girls and I don't know which one to pick" but I guess he picked that Kikyo-girl your talking about so I don't really know what to say to fix that problem, but if he kissed her then I guess he belongs to that girl. Sorry Miss Higurashi, as for the Shikon Jewel, well… I don't really know but if you can't get over it then why don't you collect the shards to find it? Or just MOVE ON! Geez… Sorry for yelling… BAD MOOD BECAUSE OF FUCKING MUSTANG!

Roy: FULLMETAL IS WRITING TO A GIRL! OH AND WHOEVER YOU ARE HERE'S MY NUMBER 777-654-9876 CALL ME!

Sorry about Mustang that jerk, Oh one more note: MOVE ON

Edward Elric

P.S: -blushes- Thanks for that comment, no one ever said that except Alphonse. Yeah Al and me will find the Philosopher's Stone! Oh and good luck on finding the Shards!

Roy: ED'S GOT A CRUSH!

P.S.S: Shut it Mustang, sorry about that! Make sure you write more letters –blushes-

-Kagome Higurashi

We just answered a guy named Inuyasha! How rude, well I don't really know Kagome, why don't you just move on.

Alphonse Elric

P.S: My brother, Edward has a crush on you I guess –laughs-


Dear Edward and Al

I am an oh-so-powerful demon of the Western Lands and I have this annoying toad guy that is following me. He won't shut up! What should I do?

Sesshomaru

Oh-so-Powerful Demon

Stupid question, here's your answer: KILL IT since you're an oh-so-powerful demon.

Edward Elric

Sesshomaru

Don't listen to my brother, toads are animals, they're carefree and you should leave them alone.

Alphonse Elric

P.S: How can a toad TALK?


Dear Edward and Alphonse

I have this guy who's a monk, he rudely comes up to me and says: "Will you bear my child?" I don't know what to do, what should I do?

Sango

Sango

Slap him like girls do to my boss Mustang who likes to see girls in Mini skirt.

Edward Elric

P.S: This isn't Ed, this is Roy Mustang… please call me if your that attracted. My number is 777-654-9876

Dear Sango,

SLAP HIM

Alphonse Elric


Dear The Elric Brothers,

I like this girl named Sango, but she slapped me after I said, "Will you bear my child"? What should I do to make her happy?

Miroku the Monk

Perverted Monk

Stop saying that so she'll stop, idiot, you remind of Mustang.

Edward Elric

Miroku

-No comment-

Alphonse Elric


Author's Notes: Funny so far right? Next chapter is… YU-GI-OH CAST!