Ask The Elric Brothers!

Author's Notes: Hey again guys! You want more humor? Then here it is! –Laughs evilly- this time the Yu-Gi-oh Cast asks the Elric brothers for questions! Let see how they answer…

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA characters or YuGiOh Characters

FONTS:

Person Writing

Edward Elric (or Roy Mustang)

Alphonse Elric


Yu-Gi-Oh Cast!

Dear Edward and Alphonse,

Hi my name is Yugi Motou and I am a fellow duelist and I really like this girl named Tea but she's a little bit TALLER than me, you see I'm like 4'11 and I'm already in High School. My other self (Yami) is like taller than me (He's 5 feet 7 inches I think) so what should I do to get tall?

Yugi Motou, Duelist Master

Dear Guy Shorter than Me,

-Jumps around happily- YAY! SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME! SINCE YOUR 4'11 AND I'M 5 FEET 5 INCHES TALLL YES! Sorry I don't know what answer right now but this is great! SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME!

Edward Elric

P.S.: For you answer, well… let your other self have the girl and you have a short girl.

Dear Yugi Motou,

Sorry about my brother's lame answers. I think you should drink milk, and lots of it.

Alphonse Elric


Dear Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric,

Hello, I have this problem with my friends. When they're in a duel, I usually tell them to believe in themselves and stay together. But sometimes, they get annoyed at my speeches, but I was only trying to tell them to stay together no matter what… what should I do to stop this?

Tea Gardner

Dear Friendship Speech Girl,

Here's my answer: SHUT UP WITH THE LAME SPEECHES. I mean if I was there and I heard you saying that speech over and over again, of course I'd get annoyed because you kept ranting about it. So sorry but please shut up. (A/N: Not bashing Tea/Anzu)

Edward Elric

Dear Tea Gardner,

I think you shouldn't say it a lot or rant about it because most of the people (even your friends) Would be annoyed, so I think you should stop saying it over again so people won't be annoyed.

Alphonse Elric


Dear Elric Brothers,

Hi, I am the legendary Pharaoh of the Egypt's Past and I have a problem, when I came to share another body with my friend Yugi… I lost all my memories. Is there any alchemy to stop it?

Pharaoh Atemu

Dear Legendary Pharaoh of the Egypt's Past,

NO, alchemy is not miracles; it's science, so just MOVE ON

Edward Elric

Dear Pharaoh Atemu,

Hey if your writing a paper in the modern day then how come your saying you a past Pharaoh that died a long time ago? How can you be alive?

Alphonse Elric


Dear The Shrimp who answers these letters,

You are a shrimp and your weak; I should crush you with my hands of the CEO

Seto Kaiba, A guy taller than you

Dear Son of A Bitch,

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU SAYING? YOU THINK I'M SHORT AND WEAK HUH? WELL YOU SON OF A BITCH STINKY KAIBA OF THE CEO I AM GOING TO FREAKIN' KILL YOU WITH MY AUTO-MAIL AND CUT YOU WITH IT'S BLADE? HOW DO YOU LIKE THE YOU ASSHOLE!

The Guy stronger than you will ever be

Dear Seto Kaiba,

Good luck and well… maybe not…

Alphonse Elric


Dear Elric Brothers,

I've noticed that you two are very strong with alchemy and I was wondering, can Alchemy help me take over the world and destroy the legendary Pharaoh?

Soon to be Pharaoh Marik

Dear Person who will never rule the world and never ever will,

NO! ALCHEMY IS NOT A FUCKING THING TO TOY WITH AND YOU SHOULD BE KILLED AND PUNISHED BY ME!

Edward Elric, Powerful than you

Dear Marik,

NO, alchemy is a bad thing and it will not be used for evil.

Alphonse Elric


Author's Notes: SO WHAT DID YOU THINK SO FAR? FUNNY HUH? XDDDDD Next chapter will be Harry Potter Cast!