Perverted-ness has somehow entered my poor warped mind. After reading a yaoi-type scene and reading a few yaoi oneshots on both FFnet and FPnet, I think I started to...like Yaoi. (BLECH!) Is that wrong? It's gross in real life but it seems cute in stories and comic books.
Getting back to the point...this is a HoroXRen oneshot. A short oneshot. Because I don't want my mother to see me writing stuff like this. Sorry if the characters are OOC. Anyway...on with the fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. Get used to it. I know I did.
"No way in hell." Ren glared at the blue-haired Ainu standing in front of him from the couch.
"C'mon Ren! Pleeeeeassse!" Horo pleaded.
"There's not way I am going to do that! I'd rather have my eyes gouged out!" The Chinese boy folded his arms across his chest.
"NO! IT'S UNNATURAL AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU, BAKA!"
"...But we'll never know until we try!" Horo gave Ren puppy dog eyes. "Pwetty please?"
"...Someone would see us."
"They're all out of the house." Horo grinned.
"No means no." Ren said.
"Don't wanna do this the easy way, huh? We'll just have to do this the hard way..." Horo jumped on top of Ren and kissed him on the lips. Ren was thinking about grabbing his Kwan Do and exterminatiing the Ainu once and for all but...he found that he actually...liked it.
BUt he couldn't let Horo know that. So after a few more seconds, Ren pushed him off the chest, making him land on the floor.
"How was it?" Horo asked, feeling hopeful. Since Ren didn't try and kill him, he thought that meant the Chinese shaman liked it.
Ren frowned. "What do you think?"
Horo got a mischiebious grin.
A few hours later, the rest of the Funbari Onsen residents came home and Anna found a pile of (Ren and Horo's) clothes in front the door outside her room and the door had a little plastic sign that said "Do not disturb". And after that, chaos came to life by the name of Anna.
A/N: Well that was crappy, but I tried. I think I'll stick to reading non lemon yaois from now on. Ja ne. And if you can flame or review.