Chapter Three

After an evening of interesting explanations which I am sure you can think of for yourself, all

residents of Hogwarts once again convened in the Great Hall. Breakfast was about ot be served,

when a young first year burst in, weearing yellow, crying: "Lady Hufflepuff, Lady Huffelpuff! The

Sect of the Ancient Basilisk has built a hut at the edge of the forbidden forest and have set up

sentries aobut the castle!" Getting up, Salazar muttered: "Not another hut!"

Godric then exclaims: "Bonfire!"

Huffelpuff: "I'll bring the marshmellows!"

Ravenclaw: "I'll get the graham crackers!"

Gryffindor: "Salazar, you'll make your mystery chocolate, right?"

Ravenclaw elbows Hermione. "Get ready for a good night!"

The eight conspirators went outside, packed with the neccessary supplies, to see this

wonderous hut that had been built.

"Noooo!" They all turned to stare at Ron as he turned into a psychofreak, jumping in front of

the advancing wizards and throwing his arms out to stop them from going any further, all the while

emitting large flatualent foghorn that reminded them of a port potty that had benn sitting in the sun in

the middle of the summer without being emptied and having been left to ferment. "You can't burn

down the hut! It would be sacreligious!"

"Why" asked Hermione sarcastically "do you want to join their cult?"

"Yes" Answered Ron. "they are obviously lacking leadership."

Suddenly, they hear from in front of them: "Our Lords nad Lady have come to bless our

sacred abode. Please, come to sanction our shrint to you."

Examining the hut, they noticed int's most prominant feature was Bessie's skin held up on

the roof, like Sanata nad his reindeer, her head posed above the door in welcome.

"Now I've seen it all, including the defilement of Bessie." muttered Slytherin.

Shaking himself out of the stupor he was in, Harry strode over to the hut and stood under

Bessie's loving gaze. Lifting his arms, he raised his voice and proclaimed: "I now dub thee: The Hut

of Hagrid."

A loud gasp went throuhout the crowd. Suddenly, the origianl speaker came up to say:

"Lord Bessie, the Order of the Ancient Basilisk is honored that you would belss our hut by naming it

after me, Roobeus Hagrid, spelt with double "O" 'B'."

The etime travelers tood in shock at the whilte psychodudes. Finally coming to his senses

Harry says: "My snake bits, we must go as out time is pressing. Leave the students to their

devices and wait for our call. There will be no further need for sentries."

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