Note: I was VERY bored when I wrote this and it is my first fan fic so that is why it is so terrible
Ch.1: Punching Jack Ryan is Fun
Brightling:Hi, I'm Dr. Brightling-
Clark:I thought you were in jail!
Brightling:You thought wrong! Anyway welcome to Tom Clancy Survivor, This millennium's contestants are:
John Clark a.k.a. John Kelly
Julio Vega a.k.a. Oso
And Jeffery Pelt
Brightling:Now why don't we go below deck where Jack and Clark are picking the tribes?
Clark:I get Vega
Clark: I pick The Archer
Clark:I want the Major
Clark:Yo, Stanley, Get your butt over here!
Brightling:I'm not in this you REMF
Jack:Ohhhhh, okay I get Alex
Alex:What! That's it, I'm gonna kick you ass Jack!
Alex uns over and starts punching Jack
Alex:That's what you get for picking me last you REMF!
Brightling:Now Jack since you picked second you get to pick you island. You can choose: Island 1: A fertile island with many deer and other animals to provide food, as well as many fruit trees and several supplies of fresh water. Island 2: A tropical hellhole that is infested by hundreds of alligators and other tropical predators. Or Island 3: A mystery island!
Jack:Island number 3.
Brightling:Your island is just like Island number 2, a tropical Hellhole!
Clark:I'll take Island 1.