(A/N: Popov I am now changing to Henry Tucker, Filitov is now Ron Jones, and Bill Murray is now Seaman Beaumont)
CH2 Jack gets a long needed bath
Jack: I'm bored!
Beaumont: Then ask Jones about Pavarotti.
Jones: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WAS PAGANINI!
Beaumont: It's still a great story.
Jones: You weren't even there!
Beaumont: I'm gonna go for a walk