Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter
The news had spread quickly. Infamous playboy Sirius Black was getting hitched. The raunchy slut of Hogwarts had found someone who made him want to settle on monogamy.
It was the biggest news in the school community since someone got a snap of the Astronomy Professor and the Potions Master snogging in the dungeons after the Christmas party. Sirius accepted the attention with his usual of good-natured acceptance and irritating mysteriousness. Who was the lucky soul? No one knew.
Deep in the shadows cast by his friend's brilliance, a werewolf smiled. The name Remus would shock people on the wedding day.