I know it's a little unorthodox, or whatever, but I just felt I needed to make this

Chapter 1: How to capture a Zombie

Step 1: The best way to capture a zombie is to set a trap using a basic tree trap, using a short rope lasso and any nearby tree that is easily bent.

Step 2: Make sure you tie the end of the lasso to the top of the tree and place the loop on the ground.

Step 3: Lure the zombie into the trap using yourself or other live bait. NOTE: make sure you're a good runner. Otherwise, spend a few minutes at your local gym.

Step 4: Subdue the zombie without rekilling it. The best way to do this would probably be to damage the brain by poking it with a long metal object such as a thin pipe. NOTE: This method is not proven and may rekill the zombie.

Step 5: A: Tightly secure the zombie, put it in a large cage and try to examine the zombie's normal behavioral patterns while trying to stay out of sight. NOTE: You must keep a weapon with you at ALL times while the zombie is in custody. (Or) B: Immediately call the police and/or military and they will take it from there. Make sure you tie the zombie with rope and gag it with any available hankercheif or leftover rope.

That should cover the steps to capturing the zombie. Next chapter: Studying the Monster