I don't know if this will be any good – I've never done a song parody before! Sung to 1985 by Bowling for Soup.

This parody is called Harry Potter Boy:

Voldy just hit the wall,

He never had it all.

One murder every day,

Wormtail's a crummy slave.

His dreams went out the door,

As he killed more and more.

Only wanted one man

To kill, that was his plan.

He was gonna be an Auror.

He was gonna be a star.

He was gonna shake his head

When asked to kill some more.

The Magic Ministry,

They are his enemies.

Look at his crime-full life,

And nothing has been all right.

Avada Kedavra,

Worse then Sectumsempra.

There were wizards and witches,

And muggles still in ditches.

His buddies, who help him

They tell him that he is dim

Cause he's still preoccupied

With that Harry, Harry, Harry Potter Boy.

He's seen all the classics, he knows every line

Like "I'm gonna kill you now!" Even "Give me what's mine!"

He raised his wand to wham! Not a big muggle fan.

Thought he'd turn his wand on a member of Duran Duran.

Where's the long black cloak, made of pure silk,

And who's the guy getting Nagini's milk?

And when did Harry become dead meat?

Whatever happened to kindness, justice, in the wizard world?

Now it's: Avada Kedavra,

Worse then Sectumsempra.

There were wizards and witches,

And muggles still in ditches.

His buddies, who help him

They tell him that he is dim

Cause he's still preoccupied

With that Harry, Harry, Harry Potter Boy.

They hate him, make him stop

He should have been a Quidditch jock

Or maybe he should have been an Auror

Please make him stop, stop, STOP!

And stop: Avada Kedavra,

Worse then Sectumsempra.

There were wizards and witches,

And muggles still in ditches.

His buddies, who help him

They tell him that he is dim

Cause he's still preoccupied

With Harry Potter Boy.

Avada Kedavra,

Worse then Sectumsempra.

There were wizards and witches,

And muggles still in ditches.

His buddies, who help him

They tell him that he is dim

Cause he's still preoccupied

With that Harry, Harry, Harry Potter Boy.

Well there you have it! I don't think it's perfect, but hey! It's good enough for me! Do you like? Yes? No? Maybe? Well then tell me that! Please review!