"Knock knock."

"No Tai."

"Aw come on, just answer."

"Don't you think we're a little old for knock knock jokes?"

"Maybe, but some of them are still funny."

"Fine whatever."

"…okay, since you don't like knock knock jokes, guess we'll stick with regular jokes."


"Okay so, Pete and Repeat were on a lake in a boat. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who's left?"


"Pete and Repeat were on a lake in a boat. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who's left?"

"Repeat, you idiot."

"…Pete and Repeat were on a-"

"Gosh, shut up!"

"See, if you had just let me tell my knock knock jokes, we wouldn't have had a problem."


"Yama, are you growling at me?"

"…just tell your stupid jokes."

"Goodie. Okay so, knock knock."

"Who's there?"


"…boo who?"

"Well if you stop crying I'll tell you."

"Okay that was really lame, Taichi."

"Knock knock."

"…do I really have to answer?"


"Ugh, fine. Who's there?"


"Banana who?"

"Knock knock."

"Wait what?"

"Knock knock."

"…um, who's there?"


"Banana who?"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"


"Banana who?"

"Knock knock."

"Damnit, Yagami!"

"Just answer the door!"

"Fine. Who's fucking there?"


"…orange who?"

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"You have a lot of free time, don't you?"

"Maybe. But it's April Fool's Day, Yama. You're supposed to tell jokes and play pranks and generally make a nuisance of yourself."

"I don't care. You do that no matter what!"

"True. Hey, I have one more joke for you though!"

"Taichi, I don't want to hear another joke."

"Please? This one's really good!"

"…argh, fine. Just stop with the puppy eyes."

"Yay, thanks. Okay so, knock knock."

"Who's there?"



"No, that's…just ask who's there."

"Okay fine. Yamato who?"

"Yamato, I love you."


"Okay, so that's not actually a joke…but I thought it was funny."

"You would."

"But it was good wasn't it?"

"Not as good as mine."

"You? Tell a joke? Blasphemy!"

"Do you even know what blasphemy means?"

"What's your joke?"

"Okay. Knock knock."

"I thought you hated knock knock jokes?"

"I do. But you made me sit through three of them anyway so humor me by answering the door."

"Okay…who's there?"


"Taichi who?"

"Taichi, stop with the lameass jokes and kiss me already."

"…that I can do. That I can do very well."

"Aw what the hell? That was like, a quick peck on the cheek."

"What, you wanted more?"

"Well I'm not going to beg."

"Fine whatever."

"…okay see, that was better."

"I like to think so."


"You bet. Say, Yama…"


"Knock knock!"

"…way to kill the moment, Taichi. Way to kill it."

"Hee hee."

So yeah...hehe, just something I thought of for April Fool's Day y'know? Plus it's my first attempt at a dialogue-only fic. So yeah, hope you liked it!