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What's for Dinner?

"Yo, Q-man, what's for dinner?"

"We haven't decided yet Duo."

"Awesome! I vote for pizza then!"

"We had pizza last night, Duo."

"Awe, Heero, you just have a weak stomach. We can eat it again sure thing."

"…"

"C'mon, you know you want it guys."

"Um… Duo? I believe we also had it the night before."

"And the night before that you mindless idiot."

"So? Pizza is GOOD. And its got all the food groups too. Bread, crust. Dairy, cheese. Meat, pepperoni. Vegetables, tomatoes. All that healthy growing guys need!"

"A tomato is a fruit. Why must we all be subjected to the injustice of the suffering induced by your terrible eating habits?!"

"You're such a kill-joy Wufei! Trowa? Don't you think pizza sounds good?"

"…"

"Trowa! What a terrible thing to say! I never thought you'd be so rude."

"What?! What'd he say, Quatre, what'd he say?!"

"sniff He disagrees with your meal choice, Duo."

"What? You sure that's what he said?"

"Hn. He said that the thought of consuming another pizza sickens him to the point where he believes shoving the pizza up your ass the wrong way would make him feel generally more satisfied fulfilled."

"Huh? Heero, how come you didn't tell me you could speak Trowanese?"

"You didn't ask."

"I believe Trowa's suggestion would be serve justice nicely."

"Hey. Wu-man, I'd expect such a comment from you, but still… Trowa? Are you all against me? What's wrong with pizza? Pepperoni pizza is a longstanding American tradition!"

"Do you see any other Americans here, baka?"

"…"

"I agree, Trowa."

"…"

"I wish you would stop being so vulgar."

"… …"

"Maybe a little, but that's not the point."

"…"

"No, I don't think Duo deserves it."

"Hn."

"…"

"I don't really want to eat it again either, but this...What do you think Wufei?"

"Hm… It would be just."

"…"

"True."

"WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING LIKE THAT! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!"

"…"

"Now that was uncalled for."

"AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! You people are NUTS! That's it; I'm ordering some pizza. You guys can eat whatever you want."

"…"

"Hn. Mission accepted."

"WhAAAAA?? HEY! LEMME GO! GIVE ME THAT PHONE! I WANT TO ORDER SOME PIZZA DAMMIT!"

"Shut up, baka. Cheese and pepperoni and tomatoes. Eleven days STRAIT. HA! Justice is mine."

"NNNNOOOOOOO! I just want some PIZZA! That's all! That HURTS Heero!"

"…"

"Trowa you bastard you put them up to this didn't you? Quatre, help me! Don't let them do this to me!"

"…"

"… … …"

"Um…Duo, I think I'm going to have to let you deal with this yourself this time. Trowa…Trowa wants to show me something upstairs, you see… And it could take a long time… anyway, uh… you'll do fine I'm sure."

"Wait! Quatre! Help me! I—!"

"Hn. That should shut him up. Mission accomplished."

"Heero."

"Wufei?"

"Who knows when those two Romeos are coming downstairs again. Lets go order some cheeseburgers."

"Mission accepted."