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Aragorn's thoughts, based on the ROTK Extended Scene.
I am having such a bad day. Whose stupid idea was it to go to Mordor?
Oh yes. It was mine. Still a stupid idea, though.
I've rode all the way to Mordor for this! Sauron's freaky henchman sneering at me! Don't think he's brushed his teeth in years. He has horrible breath. I can't even concentrate on what he's saying. Probably it's not important anyway.
Two minutes later, and he's still talking. Won't shut up.
Let's just get the battle started, you creep!
One swift chop, and his head is rolling in the dirt.
Valar, that was so satisfying.