Tidus was fast asleep. He was dreaming about ice cream. He had just purchased a double scooped chocolate ice cream and was about to taste it when Seymore came out from behind a bush and smacked Tidus on the head, causing him to wake up.

"Oh man, you people look familiar!" Tidus shrieked, twirling his hair around his finger.

But no one was listening to Tidus.

Yuna and Pete the Post-It were having post marital arguments, Wakka was trying on prom dresses, Rikku was playing gameboy upside down, Auron was playing with barbies, and Lulu was still potatoes.

"I wish I was as pretty as Barbie" Auron sighed.

"YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?" Wakka screamed. "I LOOK FAT IN ALL OF THESE DRESSES!"

"Who asked you to prom?" Tidus inquired, thinking that Wakka looked best in the beaded green dress.

"Sin!" Wakka blushed, as he painted his nails pink. "I don't have any nice shoes…Do you think these hams will work instead?"

Everyone nodded their heads, except Yuna and Pete, who didn't like ham.

And Lulu, who was headless.

"Hm…I need a date for the prom too…oh I know!" Tidus pondered aloud.

The blonde made a mad dash for the kitchen only to find…

??

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

Oh man, I left a cliff hanger.I know who he's going to ask...do YOU? I'm going to be seriously taking suggestions from now on seeing as I'm old and boring. It took me like...6 months to think up that barbie line, which I enjoy. You know you're a real idiot when your own fiction makes you rofl. Haha.

I'm leaving for college Sept. 14th. I hope to god that I can afford a laptop soon so that I can write more chapters during lectures. That way when people ask me what my majour is, I can say "FAN FICTION"! Haha. I should really do more with my life, maybe...