MINI ME

It started at the pet store,

It caught me by surprise.

I had to buy that midget.

For it was only half price.

I bought myself that midget.

I couldn't help myself,

I felt sorry for that little guy,

Who was sitting on that shelf.

Now my midgets growing,

He's almost 3'3.

It didn't take long to name him.

It turned out to "Mini-Me".

My midgets got a girlfriend

And she is 8'9.

People stare while they are walking

Like an apple on a vine.

Now my midgets shrinking,

He's back to 2'4.

I better end this poem,

Before he shrinks some more.

TO: MINI ME
FROM: DR. EVIL