Ok erm, children sit down on the rug please

I SAID SIT DOWN ON THE RUG!

Thank you.

Eomer would you not charge down the hill like that, it's getting sand in everyone's eyes.

Sauron! Are you kicking Denethor's nice sand castle over?

No, Denethor does not have you ring in the middle of his sand castle.

I think Frodo has it.

What are you building there gollum?

A tunnel. Well at least one of you is normal

Frodo! You do not tell Sam to go away, it's very unkind.

Frodo get out of Gollum's tunnel.

That's very nice of you to help Frodo up, Galadriel.

Gollum! You are wasting food

Aragorn did you just throw my good green bed sheet into the ocean?

What exactly were you releasing it from?

Witchking would you kindly remove your blow up sea horse from Theoden's chest.

You watch how fast I come between you and your prey.

Pippin if you don't' unwrap that blanket you are going to strangle Merry.

Eomer we do not hit Sauron.

Look see you've made him hide.

I DID NOT SAY YOU COULD HUNT HIM DOWN!

Sauron don't glare at Frodo.

Oh for heavens sake get up Frodo, it wasn't that bad.

Aragorn can we use our quite voice please.

FRODO! Did you just throw Sauron's ring into that nice mans bon fire!

Don't you dare throw Faramir in there Denethor.

Gandalf don't hit Denethor.

Oh look everybody the fireworks are starting.

Ringwraiths can you please refrain from screeching like that.

Sauron get up.

You're life is totally independent to you ring and besides, I'll buy you a new one.

Sauron stop laughing like that.

You'll miss the fireworks.

That is a nice paper boat Ciridan.

Galadriel!

Elrond !

Gandalf!

Bilbo!

Celeborn!

FRODO!

Where do you think you're going?

You're not swimming between the flags.

COME BACK HERE NOW!