Summary: After The BBC try and lure David Tennant and Paul McGann back with 2 Doctor adventures in the 13th Series of Doctor Who but Tacky Who destroys it in the ratings! The Eighth Doctor is travelling through Time after the Meeting with the Tenth Doctor when all of a sudden he's ripped through time onto Rose's Council Estate?
Doctor: 8th
Companions: Jackie Tyler
Tacky WhoChapter 3
"The Recent 13th Series of Doctor Who that was commissioned yesterday starring David Tennant has been withdrawn due to The Ratings of Tacky Who, David Tennant Refusing to come back for the 13th Series and The Announcement that Russell T Davies is to Write 1 Episode of Tacky Who" The Newscaster said on the BBC as Tacky Who started on ITV International but before that…
"ITV International is to be renamed as Eccleston International Television" then A Blend of Colours appeared on screen interrupted by a Blue Box (A REAL Blue Box not the Blue Police Public Call Box) then it went inside the TARDIS and the Doctor said to himself,
"I need a New TARDIS maybe a Type 42 or even the Latest Type 80,923. No to risky plus I'm banned from almost Every TARDIS lot as I stole this Type 40" A Shift happened in the TARDIS as The Doctor fell down and he checked the Monitor, he had been ripped out of The Time Vortex and where now travelling in The Walls of Time and had just landed on a council estate in London 2004 where a Woman in a Pink Jacket and Pink Jogging Bottoms was taking out the Rubbish and the Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS.
"Excuse Miss, Could you tell me where I am?" The Doctor asked
"Where do you think you are?" The Woman replied,
"Don't really know" The Doctor said quizzed
"You're in London" The Woman replied
"What year?"
"What are you? Daft"
"No, I'm a Advanced Mind further Advanced than Humanity will ever reach"
"Your Lucky I don't have the number to the loony bin other wise you'd be there by now"
"Yes I know now what year is it?"
"2004"
"Ah, Good and You?"
"Jackie Tyler". A Blend of Colours appears on Screen with the Words "Paul McGann" "Camille Coduri" followed by "Guest Starring Billie Piper" followed by "Tacky Who" and finally by "Meeting Jackie Tyler". The Doctor reappeared on Screen with Jackie Tyler and he said
"Come inside my TARDIS"
"What The Hell does that stand for and who are you?"
"Time and Relative Dimensions in Space and I'm The Doctor"
"Doctor Who?"
"Nothing just The Doctor!"
"Doctor What?"
"The Doctor"
"Well 'The Doctor' how come you got onto my Council Estate?"
"Easy In the TARDIS. Now come with me Inside My TARDIS Jackie Tyler"
"But I have a Daughter"
"How old is she?"
"18"
"Then leave her by the way what's her name"
"Rose"
"I have a Feeling she'll be picked up one day," The Doctor said thinking back to his meeting with his Tenth Self.
"Fine" Jackie replied and she entered the Blue Police Public Call Box and itfell apart (revealing Paul McGann and Camille Coduri in a embarassing position)as Rose Tyler had come out to see where her mother had go too. Jackie was now flying through Time unbeknown to herself and when the Doctor told her that they where she erupted in fury and had calmed down when they Landed in England 2007 To Be Continued
Author's NoteWell next time is the Second Part of The Eighth Doctor adventure for the Destruction of Earth, and you'll be surprised what'll happen! Until next time Keep Reading Tacky Who