Author's Note – I got the following drabble idea (100 words, no more, no less, in case you didn't know) from reading the recently-issued JSA Classified #3. If you have ANY plans to read JSA Classified #3, starring Power Girl and Huntress, do NOT read this until you have done so.

Title: Identity Theft (1/1)

Author: Allaine

Email: All characters belong to DC Comics. Takes place after JSA Classified #3.

"Karen! We just had an incident with Psycho – "

"Pirate, I know. He kidnapped me, Flash."

"What! What did he want with you?"

"Dunno. Some girl in a clown costume and tassels arrived and beat him silly with a giant wooden mallet. Something about him stealing her look."

The original Flash rubbed his chin. "Sounds like Harley Quinn."

Power Girl frowned. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Psycho Pirate arrive on the scene BEFORE Quinn?"

"Well, she IS insane."

"Which might explain why his powers didn't work on her."

"And why you got away."

The frown became a glare.

The End.