Welcome, fanfiction readers all… to the "Diary of a Crazed Apprentice!" My home girl, AgentM, is going to see what it's like being Slade's pawn. You may remember her from "Don't Touch My Popcorn" or "The Diary of a HIVE Infiltrator." If you haven't read these… than hurry up and read them! Of course, after you R&R this fic.

Yeah, I don't own Teen Titans. World feel my pain.

Chapter 1 Do the Kwazi Dance!

AgentM: Testing 1-2-3 Testing (blech) I'm getting tired of this…

(is currently in a dark alley typing on lab top)

AgentM: Hm? (turns around) Who's there? Show yourself!

Slade: I will… (comes out through the darkness) …for I have nothing to hide.

AgentM: Except your giant nose!

Slade: …! (grasps mask as if to make sure it's on) That's not very nice! You need someone to teach you manners…

AgentM: So, what do you want? I'm kind of busy!

Slade: I know all about you, AgentM…

AgentM: Well, apparently everything except my real name… HOW exactly do you know me?

Slade: I first located you on the fanfiction website. I learned all about how you torture people for your own pleasure. I even R&R'd some of your stories…

AgentM: …you're "Masked KWAZI DancingBear?"

Slade: In the flesh…

AgentM: …

Slade: If my sources stand true, you are very powerful…

AgentM: (puts hands up) Hey, don't wanna argue with the sources…!

Slade: So, what'll it be? Want to be my apprentice?

AgentM: hmmmmm….

Slade: hm?

AgentM: hmmmm…

Slade: …

AgentM: Do you offer dental?

Slade: What kind of question is that?

AgentM: Tell, you what. I'll be your apprentice if you… DANCE FOR ME!

Slade: What!

AgentM: DANCE, KWAZI, DANCE LIKE A BUTTERFLY!

Slade: I shall not.

AgentM: (lifts lab top onto lap and starts typing) "…and then Kwazi Bear realized he must honor the khaki coated OC and obey her command. He floated upon the cement with the grace and elegance of a goose. This act pleased the khaki coated OC greatly…"

Slade: (suddenly dances ballet against his will) What the-!

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Slade: I feel so… foolish…

AgentM: There, there. No one saw you. And only thirty will once I finish downloading this video recording.

Slade: I did the dance, now be my apprentice!

AgentM: Well, I guess since you did dance for me…

Slade: I am sure you will find it most… delightful…

AgentM: Ok! I'll take the job! (packs up lab top) Let's go!

Both: (walk off towards the setting sun)

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R&R