A/N: Though there's no foul language or adult content, there is teen girl content—and we all know teen girls can get a bit nasty.

Also, this is still under revision. Yes, it's a complete story; more importantly, yes, I would love any critical feedback you have for me. Special thanks go to Bel, a.k.a. TDU, who has been an amazing and irreplacable resource for all things young, girly, '70s, and British. Deb

The Big Sister Beauty Cult
Deborah Peters

Everyone in Petunia's class noticed when Tracy Baxter came to school with her hair curled just like a certain famous blonde actress. Tracy spent the whole day tossing her head from side to side, so that finally their teacher was forced to ask her to "stop flitting about so incessantly—you're killing brain cells you can't afford to lose."

Ruthie McDonald was the next one to go. A week after Tracy started channelling Farrah Fawcett-Majors, Ruthie showed up for school with two thin arches on her forehead where a bushy black caterpillar had formerly been. In the course of one day, Ruthie's trademark gesture changed from a Groucho Marx waggle to a strikingly grown-up single eyebrow lift, the visual illustration of the phrase "You have got to be kidding me."

The third girl to follow was Norma Engle, who came to school three days later with pink, glittery powder on her eyes and a matching gloss on her lips. She kept batting her newly blackened and lengthened eyelashes, and though Petunia privately thought Norma just looked like she had something in her eye, the boys seemed to be more impressed—doubly so when Norma was yelled at and sent to the loo to wash it all off.

The other girls whispered about their classmates' transformations. Some claimed that Tracy's new hair was actually a wig. Others suggested that Norma's rich doctor father had hired a professional stylist to do her makeup every morning. (Mandy Jenkins had a theory that Ruthie had sold her soul to the devil for perfect eyebrows, but Mandy Jenkins's mother was a hippie and her father was a chiropractor, so nobody really listened to Mandy Jenkins.)

Liz Fowler was the one who finally figured it out. Karen Andrews had overheard Tracy and Norma (new best friends) talking at lunch, and she had told Megan Price during ballet. Megan had told Joanna Donovan during science class, Joanna had told Samantha Thomas at their Girl Guide meeting, and Samantha had piano lessons with Mrs Fowler on Thursday afternoon, which is when she had told Liz.

"Tracy's sixteen-year-old sister showed her how to do her hair, and Norma's glam aunt Linda gave her the makeup, and I'd bet anything that Ruthie's cousin Mary did Ruthie's eyebrows for her," Liz said. Her eyes sparkled with a frightening light as she added, "I can't wait to ask my sister how to shave my legs."

Over the next month, Petunia watched as her female classmates, one by one, succumbed to what was clearly the Big Sister Beauty Cult. Even Fat Helen's older sister showed her how to do a good manicure, and Helen's long, pink nails soon became the envy of their class.

But Petunia's hair stayed straight and limp, and her face remained plain, and her nails continued to be chewed on. She thought about asking her mother to show her all these things, but her mother didn't know anything about fashion, and what if somebody asked her who'd taught her? What was she going to say, "My mummy did it for me"?

She was in a stall in the girls' toilet one day when she overheard Joanna and Samantha chatting in front of the mirror.

"I love your nail polish," Joanna said. "I wish Mrs Paulson hadn't caught me and made me take mine off. I had to borrow a bottle of light pink from Helen."

"Next time, hide your hands in the sleeves of your jumper," Samantha said. "But the colour you have on is pretty! It matches your lip gloss."

"I know. I just don't want to seem like I don't care at all. You know. Blah. Like Petunia Evans."

Petunia had been about to flush the toilet, but she instead pressed her face against the stall door to peer out the crack.

Samantha was fluffing her hair, her sparkly red nails flashing. "I don't understand Evans," she said. "I mean, she has an older sister, doesn't she? Why doesn't she ask her how to, I don't know…comb her hair?"

Petunia put a hand up to her head. It was only a little tangled!

Suddenly, Joanna turned and shushed Samantha. "Don't you remember?" she whispered. "Evans's sister is in a special school."

There was a pause, and then Samantha nodded wisely. "Oh." Then she giggled. "Hey, maybe Evans's sister did show her how to do her hair."

Joanna clapped a hand over her own mouth. "That's not funny!"

Samantha's pretty face twisted into a wicked grin. "Oh yeah? Then why are you laughing?" Giggling, she linked arms with Joanna and led her out the door.

Petunia flushed the toilet and walked out of the stall. Her reflected face loomed red above the sinks. "You go to a special school," she said, and it felt like shouting but was more of a whisper. "A special school for…" and then she said a word that she never would have dared say in front of her mother.

The next few weeks passed without incident. As the weather grew colder, the Beauty Cult girls were able to add long, coloured scarves to their repertoire of unnecessarily cutesy apparel, which by now included absurdly wide lapels, fat-knotted ties, and platform shoes that were only just not high enough to arouse their teachers' wrath. The girls stood in small circles before school in the morning, and though they didn't shut Petunia out on purpose, she just didn't like being the only one there in a regular old school scarf instead of one that was pink or blue or orange.

The day before Christmas hols, their class had a small party. For the gift exchange, each student brought a small present—the girls brought girl presents, and the boys brought boy presents, all of them anonymously given. Petunia was particularly proud of her contribution; she had managed to find a never-used stationary set at a rummage sale for well within the price limit set by their teacher. It was nice and feminine, with paper the same colour as the stupid lip gloss her classmates were all wearing. It was even scented, though lightly, with the smell of roses.

The time came for the gift swap. The girls all put their presents on a table and then, one by one, selected another, usually on the merit of its gift wrap. Petunia had done an excellent job on hers, so it was snatched up almost immediately, much to her gratification.

They opened their gifts one after another, as determined by the circle they sat in. Norma went first, and unwrapped two tubes of nail polish and a flavoured lip gloss. Karen got a set of three hair barrettes. Megan, Mandy, and Ruthie all received different lipsticks.

Petunia began to feel a little nervous.

Helen unwrapped three tubes of nail polish, including one of golden sparkles. Liz got a charm bracelet—to the envy of all the other girls—and Joanna's gift turned out to be a small bottle of perfume. It was now Petunia's turn.

She slid her index finger under a flap of gift-wrap and slit it open. As she cautiously pulled the layers of paper apart, she heard the now-familiar distinctive sound of two bottles of nail polish clacking together. She let them fall out onto her hand: "Fishnet Stocking Red" and "Passionate Pink." She smiled and said "thank you" and pretended not to see Samantha whispering to Joanna behind her hand.

Only two girls were left. The next girl, with Petunia's present in hand, was none other than the Cult Queen herself, Tracy Baxter. "What pretty gift-wrap!" she said, shaking back her glorious hair, and the other girls oohed and aahed appreciatively. Petunia wanted to hide.

Tracy wasted no time ripping the wrapper off of the gift and pulling aside the last scrap to reveal Petunia's stationary set. Everyone stared. A stationary set? For Tracy Baxter? "How…nice," Tracy said at last. Everyone tried not to look at Petunia. Petunia wanted to die.

Samantha opened her present, which turned out to be a set of Christmas hair ribbons, and the group of girls dispersed to either the snack table or the group of boys, who had just finished opening their own presents. As they left, Petunia caught Tracy's eye and hurried over to her.

"Trade with me, Tracy?" she asked.

Tracy blinked. "What?"

"I like stationary," Petunia explained. "And I…I have these polish colours already." She knew she was probably blushing but this was hardly the most embarrassing thing to happen to her today.

"If you're sure…?" Tracy said, and before she could add anything else, Petunia pressed the nail polish into her hand and snatched back her own gift.

Lily came home two days later and their parents made much of her, as they always did, and she showed Petunia those weird moving photographs of all her friends, like she always did, and Petunia pretended to be really, really interested, though she didn't really care terribly much. Christmas came and went. Lily got package after package from her friends at her school and Petunia got a card from her best friend Susan who'd moved away last summer.

In the weeks of the holiday, Petunia studied her older sister. Lily had always been the pretty one, but Petunia was only just beginning to realize exactly what that meant. Lily's hair was bouncy, just like Tracy's, and her nails were smooth and rounded, like Helen's. She had a very pretty face, but her makeup wasn't obvious like Norma's was. But more importantly, Lily was graceful. She carried herself like a pretty girl, because she was a pretty girl.

It took Petunia thirteen days into the holiday to work up the nerve, but she finally cornered Lily in the living room one afternoon and said, "Lily, show me how to fix my hair."

Lily stared. "What?"

"And do my makeup. And paint my nails well."

Lily's mouth opened and closed.

"And do a Windsor knot, maybe. On my school tie. Show me how to do that, too."

Lily's eyes were wide open with surprise. "What—why?"

Petunia frowned. "What do you mean, 'why'?"

"Why do you want to know about makeup and things? You're too young to—"

"I'm almost thirteen," Petunia said.

Lily blinked. "Right."

"So? Will you?"

Lily opened and closed her mouth twice before finally saying, "Look, Petunia, why don't you ask Mum to show you?" At the horrified look on her sister's face, she added, "Guess not."

"Mum doesn't know anything," Petunia explained. "But you—you're, y'know, pretty. And you're sixteen. All the other girls at school's sisters…"

Lily bit her lower lip. "Petunia," she said, "You know I'm not like the other girls' sisters."

Petunia rolled her eyes.

"Seriously, Petunia," Lily said. "All the other sisters…well, they know how to do hair and makeup the Mug—normal way. I don't."

Petunia stared at her. "I don't believe you."

Lily frowned. "It's true, Petunia."

"I don't believe you," Petunia repeated. "You know how to do makeup. You've got lipstick on, and eyeliner, I can tell. And your hair's done. I'm not stupid, Lily!"

"Did I say you were stupid?" Lily said. "No. And I didn't say I don't know how to do makeup, either."

"Yes, you did! You said—"

"I said I don't know how to do makeup the normal way. I learned how from older girls in my House at school, so I learned how to do make up with…you know. Stuff I learned at school."

"Magic," Petunia filled in.

Lily nodded. "Magic."

"Show me."

Lily shook her head. "I can't."

Petunia rolled her eyes again. "I should have known not to ask you. You're too busy answering your letters to help out your own sister."

"That's not true," Lily insisted. "I'd love to help you."

"Then show me!"

"I can't!"

"Yes you can!"

"No, I can't!" Lily said. "Look. I'd like to show you, but I'm not allowed to. They don't let us do magic outside school."

Petunia scoffed. "That's a lie," she said.

"It is not!"

"If you're not allowed to do magic outside of school, how come you've been able to do your hair every morning? Either you can do magic or you do know how to do it the normal way. If you don't want to help me just say it and stop lying!"

Petunia started to walk out of the room, but Lily grabbed her hand. "Wait. When I'm by myself, if I do magic, they just think it's Mrs Chapel across the street. But if I do it in front of you, they'll know it was you."


"They can tell when someone uses magic in front of a normal person, and that's completely illegal, so they pinpoint exactly where it happened. They'd find us right here in this room. But they don't notice when I do magic by myself because Mrs Chapel does so much magic by herself so close to here that I don't even register."

Petunia was quite for a moment. "Maybe," she said at last, "if you do magic in front of me Mrs Chapel will get in trouble for it and not you."

Lily shook her head. "No. It doesn't work that way."

"How do you know? Have you tried?"

"No, but it wouldn't work that way."

"But you don't know," Petunia insisted.

"Yes, I do!" Lily exclaimed. "I'm the one who knows how these things work, not you! You're a Muggle, Petunia!"

Petunia backed away from her sister. "Fine," she spat. "I guess you know everything."

Lily blinked. "Don't be like that," she said. "I'm sorry I snapped at you, but—"

But Petunia had already turned and left the room.

After Petunia's parents had left to take Lily to the train station, Petunia gathered up all her Christmas money and walked to the tiny magazine shop. She walked up and down the aisles (all two of them) until she found what she was looking for. She picked up as many copies as she could afford and brought them to the counter.

"Ah, yes," the shopkeeper said, "the ever-popular Jackie. Beauty tips, romantic advice… if a week goes by that my girls aren't reading their copy like it's the Bible!"

Petunia made an indistinct "hmm" and glanced at the clock on the wall.

The shopkeeper rang up all six copies. "I'm surprised I had this many old ones in the store," he said. "Tell you what, miss, go and grab another old one. No charge."

Petunia looked surprised. "Thank you," she said, and darted off. She returned with a seventh copy of the magazine, this one from early November.

"My girls love this thing," the shopkeeper said as he slid the magazines into a bag. "We get it at the house. They do fight to see who gets it first—bit daft, really, as they just end up reading it to each other anyway."

He took Petunia's money and handed her the bag. "What about you, miss? You read these to your sisters?"

Petunia shook her head. "My sister goes to a special school," she said. "She doesn't understand normal things like this."

"Oh, miss, I'm sorry," the man said, and he looked like he meant it.

"Yes," Petunia said, "it's a shame."