The Hitchhikers Guide to the Alphabet
Dedicated to Douglas Noel AdamsDisclaimer: By the way I don't own any of these people, I'm just borrowing them for a little bit. :)
A is for Arthur, rescued from Earth.
B is for Beeblebrox, crazy since birth.
C is for Computer, a wild one named Eddie.
D is for Disaster Area, a band loud and unsteady.
E is for Earth, which the Vogons destroyed.
F is for Ford, a strange alien who's rarely annoyed.
G is for Gag Halfrunt, a psychotherapist who said Zaphod's just this guy.
H is for Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, its read far and wide.
I is for Infinite Improbability Drive, it's faster than hyperspace.
J is for Jatrovartid, a fifty armed alien race.
K is for Kakrafoon, who hosts concerts by Disaster Area.
L is for Life, something Marvin can't bear.
M is for Marvin, with a mood blacker than tar.
N is Ninety-eight million, a distance that's far.
O is for Oolon, who writes books doubting God.
P is Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, a drink quite toxic and odd.
Q is for Quordlepleen, emcee at Milliways.
R is for Ravenous, the way Bug Blatter Beasts are each day.
S is for Startibartfast, a man who builds worlds.
T is for Trillian, Arthur Dent's dream girl.
U is for Ultimate Question, the answer's 42.
V is for Vogons, they make everything hard to do.
W is for Whale, the ground wasn't its friend.
X is not in the Guide, so let's jump to the end.
Y is for Yooden Franx, a wily editor of the Guide.
Z is for Zarniwoop, that's the end of the ride.