A one shot tribute to the Witches of Cloud Tower
And Gretchen Wilson's California Girls
Summary: Just picture one of the Trix sisters singing this song. It'll make sense.
Disclaimer: Yes I know I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care. This song was just begging for me to write it. If you want the lyrics to California Girls by Gretchen Wilson I suggest you Google them. I don't own Winx Club but I own this song.
I ain't never had a problem with Alfea. There's a lot of good women who are pretty cool if you care to meet 'em.
But those fairy types after a while wear on ya. Struttin' around in wings and bling. Can't even cast a good hex or anything.
Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world? Ain't afraid to go for what we want and we know how to flaunt it too. Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls?
There ain't nothin' wrong with being somewhat perky. Daria is really quite appealing to me. But that Solarian Princess gets under my skin. With her hair extensions and her plastered on grin. She'd never have a chance at a real man (Sorry Brandon)
Ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea girls? Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left who know how to rock your world. Ain't afraid to get our hands dirty and we can get a little flirty too. Yeah ain't you glad we ain't all Alfea Girls?
So, how dead am I? Or are you just so impressed with my creativity you don't care that I insulted the Winx? Well, at least I didn't kill anyone! Review!