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AN: i have no idea where this came from but it hit me in the middle of US History.This ismy only humor fic that will be multi chapter.

"I don't want to talk about it" Rad said stubbornly.

"Rad, you've been through a traumatic experience. The best way for you to deal with it is to talk about it" Blurr said in counselor mode.

"You never made me talk about any of the other traumatic stuff I've been through before" Rad said.

"Your dad never threatened to sue us before" Blurr muttered.



"Ok. How does seeing Optimus reconciling with his ex count as a traumatic experience?" Rad asked.

"It disturbed you didn't it?"

"Yeah but it's not like this was the first time that this kind of stuff's happened to me" Rad said then. Then he flinched when he realized what he'd said.

"Really" Blurr said slowly. He quickly jotted down a few notes. He wanted to have something to throw in Koji's face if he did sue them. "What else has occurred?"

"Remember when I was stuck with Achilles?"

Blurr scratched out his notes. 'Damn, that thing with Achilles was our fault too. We can blame Hot Shot and Sideswipe! No, not Sideswipe, he won't cuddle with me anymore if we blame him. We'll just blame Hot Shot!' Blurr thought.

"Uhh, you do know you just said all of that out loud, right?"

"How much did I say?"

"Everything from 'Damn' to 'just blame Hot Shot'" Rad said.


"The part about cuddling with Sideswipe?"

"Uhhh… let's continue with this later" Blurr said.

"I'll come back when I need to" Rad said walking out. He immediately walked back in.

"I thought you said-" Blurr stopped talking when Rad pointed to the door.

Blurr walked to the door and saw the reason for Rad's quick return. Optimus and Megatron were reconciling in the hallway.

"Ok, let's begin" Blurr said sitting back down.