Star Wars out Takes

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Cho: The following are random strings of dialog that serve no purpose but to make you laugh your heads off. And you had better laugh, or else.

Cho: Okay, I really won't do anything; I'm just messing with you. Anyway, hope you like it.

A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away…..

Obi-won: Luke. Use the force.

Luke: NO!

Yoda: Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to getting jiggie with it.

Darth Vader: Come to the dark side! We have cookies!

Luke: Coming up on the target.

Obi-won: Luke, use the force.

Luke: Oh no! I'm hearing voices again! Ahh! –Turns and crashes into Death star-

Obi-won: Crap! Qui-gon Jin won't be happy about this!

Vader: (In song) "These are my united states of NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Obi-won: It's over Anakin! This high ground gives me a +5 in evasiveness!

Anakin: You underestimate the +7 power boost I get from the Dark side!

Sidius: It seems in your anger, you killed her.

Medical Droid: Talk about ironic.

Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well, I hope you like it more than I do. Although I do like it.