Chibigal4: Hello everyone. It's been a while since I've posted anything new, I know. So, I decided to give something different a try. I relayed it to a friend of mine, she liked the idea, and encouraged me to write and post it. So, here it is. Special Thanks to WhiteTiger3944 for helping me with the idea and for the title.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or its characters.

WARNINGS: Spoilers, double-meaning misunderstandings, and SetoKisara pairing.

A Strange Day in the Stables

Atemu was walking around the palace grounds, for lack of something better to do. He would've had lesions, but his mentor, who was supposed to have arrived at the palace for the first time, hadn't shown up yet. Atemu out of the corner of his eye, saw his cousin Seto and a girl named Kisara walking towards the stables. Bored out of his mind, he followed, and hid in the stall next to the one Seto had entered, so he wouldn't be seen. From where he was crouching, he couldn't see his cousin or Kisara.

"Seto, I'm nervous. I've never done this before." Kisara whispered.

"Don't worry. I'm very experienced." Seto answered.

Atemu was shocked and extremely appalled. 'I didn't need to know that.'

"I've done this so many times," Seto boasted, "I could do it with my eyes closed."

'I think I'm gonna be sick." Atemu thought to himself.

"I've never seen one that big." Kisara commented.

'Mother of Horus!' Atemu screamed in his head, not wanting to hear anymore. He wanted to leave, but couldn't. He'd be seen for sure.

"I take good care of it."

"It's a strange color. Is that common, Seto?"

"No, it's a rare breed."

'Ok, now I KNOW I'm going to puke." Atemu was temped to smack his head off the wall of the stable in hopes it would knock him out. Anything was better than listening to this.

"It's a little high…" Kisara noted.

"I won't let you fall."

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" Atemu screamed and jumped up. He was now in plain sight.

"Prince? What are you doing here?" Seto asked.

"I'd ask you the same thing, but I-" Atemu turned around and froze. Seto was sitting on Masree (pronounced Mas-ree), the pure white stallion given to him the day he was born by his father. He was old, but still remained Seto's favorite horse. Seto's right hand was gripping the reigns and his left, was extended down help Kisara up. "I…uhhh…"

"I thought you had lessons today." Seto said. However, his tone seemed to be asking him why he wasn't there.

"I do." Atemu answered. "But my instructor got lost and hasn't shown up yet."

"So why follow me around? Have nothing better to do?"

"More or less."

Kisara gripped Seto's hand. He pulled her up in front of him and wrapped his now free arm around her waist. "Well Prince, I'd love to stay and talk, but I must take my leave." And with that, he and rode out of the stables with Kisara.

'Atemu, you have to get your head out of the gutter.' Atemu thought, shook his head, and walked out of the stables. He decided to go in search of Mahaado, since his magic lesson had probably ended by now.

Meanwhile several minutes away from the palace…

"Seto, do you think it was a good idea to deceive the prince like that?"

"Serves him right for ease dropping."

"Are you sure he won't be mad?" Kisara asked concerned.

"Don't worry. I bet he hasn't even figured it out yet."

-The End!

Chibigal4: Yes, my friend and I are strange and have a weird sense of humor. Hoped you liked it. R+R and flames will be mocked, ignored, and deleted.