Hello! This is my first YYH fic, so be nice to me. No flames but please review Please?

I don't own YYH, though I wish I did. I also don't own anything related to the Wizard of Oz.

This starts out slow, but it will get better, just please stay with me.

OZ: Touya's Wacked Out Nightmare

Touya the ice master was outside, alone, meditating. Typical, right? Wrong! It was twelve midnight, and the blue haired demon couldn't sleep. So, out of pure boredom, he decided to go outside. After only fifteen minutes, he became very, very drowsy, falling asleep only a moment later.

The ice master awoke to the presence of a small something atop his leg. He sat up and caught sight of an adorable orange puppy (think of an orange toto ).

"Alright," Touya sighed picking up the orange ball by the scruff of it's neck, causing it to whine softly. "Where'd you come from?" The puppy barked and wriggled from his grasp, landing on a wooden board.

Wait, Touya thought. Wood? Where did that come from? Looking around, he found he was lying in the middle of a broken house. The puppy was barking furiously at something underneath him.

"Alright Mikan!" he said, naming the dog then and there. "Hush!" Touya stood up quickly and gave a cry of surprise. Poking out from underneath a mound of boards were two striped stockinged feet, both sheathed in sapphire slippers. He took another look at his surrounding and saw he was surrounded by little people, shorter than even Hiei, clothed in blue clothes with bright yellow collars. Each and every one of them wore a goofy grin while Touya's shinobi instincts screamed, "Danger!" His gaze then turned to a woman in a sparkling white fairy queen gown.

"RUKA!" Touya sputtered. "What in Enma's name are you doing here?"

"You are most welcome, noble sorcerer," she said with a regal bow, "to the land of the Munchkins, for you have slain the Wicked Witch of the East."

"And we are all grateful for the favor!" the Munchkins said in high, gleeful voices.

"It is a great day for Munchkin country!" A fast-paced calypso beat started up from no where and everyone broke into cheers and dance moves.

The east witch is dead

A big house fell on her head

No more we dread

The east witch is dead!

The east witch is gone

Happy we sing this song

Ring bell, ding dong

The east witch is gone!

Sing sing, everybody

Stand up and raise your voice

Sing sing, everybody

Sing and rejoice!

Ruka: The wind blew the sky got dark the house it come tumbln' down. Soon in the sky, we see welcome mat!

Munchkins: Splat! That was that!

Ruka: She no more!

Munchkins: The witch and her hat, are flat where they sat.

Sing sing, everybody

Stand up and raise your voice

Sing sing, everybody

Sing and rejoice!

Sing sing, everybody

Stand up and raise your voice

Sing sing, everybody

Sing and rejoice!

Sing and rejoice!

Sing and rejoice!

Sing and rejoice!

Sing and rejoice!

"I have lost my mind," Touya murmured. "I have definitely lost my mind." He turned to Ruka. "Do you have any idea how I could get home?"

"Home?" she asked, puzzled. "Where is this 'home'" Before he could answer she said, "Not matter! Wherever 'home' is, the Great Wizard Oz can take you there!" Suddenly, all the munchkins started whispering in frightened tones and motioning toward the dead witch.

"What is it?" Ruka asked. The munchkins parted to reveal the legs of the wicked witch, evaporating into the sunlight and leaving behind the sapphire slipper. Ruka laughed. "Oh, she was so old she dried up in the sun, but the slippers are yours to wear." With a swish of her wand, the shoes magically appeared on the ice master's feet. He looked at them disdainfully.

"Must I wear these?"

"Yes, you must," Ruka lightly tapped him on the forehead with her wand. "For those shoes and the mark of the Witch of the North, which I just gave you, will protect you from-"

WHERE IS SHE! WHERE IS MY SISTER!"

Yay! Cliffhanger! I will not put up the next chapter until I get at least four reviews, so please send in. Please?

Oh! And Mikan means "Tangerine". See you soon!