DISCLAIMER: I didn't do her! I mean him! I mean it! I didn't do it!!

Hell's Favorite Demon
Chapter 1

"Lai!" A booming female voice resonated throughout the floor.

A woman with emerald green hair ran through the large double doors and bowed, "Yes, Hild-sama?"

"Lai, I need you to call my son. I have a few jobs for him."

"Yes, Hild-sama," Lai bowed again before leaving and smiling. She loved calling Hild's son in. He was such a handsome creature. She sat at her desk and picked up the phone.

(-)

"Poppa! No, Poppa, don't throw me in there again!" The young man tossed and turned in his sleep, "It's scary!...I don't wanna go back...Poppa...Poppa!"

He sat up panting, his eyes holding a bewildered look. He ran his hands through his ebony black hair and stood from his bed, stretching the kinks from his limbs.

A sharp ringing sounded through the room and he reached over onto the metal dresser and grabbed his phone.

"Talk to me...yeah...alright, I'll be there in a few...okay...bye," He hung up and walked into the closet, coming out again a few moments later wearing a pair of black cargos with red trim, a black t-shirt, and a pair of black leather bracers.

In a puff of black swirling smoke he disappeared from the room completely.

(-)

Lai looked up from her paperwork when she heard the sound of footsteps. She smiled at the young man before her, "Hild-sama is waiting for you, Ranma."

He nodded, "Thanks, Lai," and walked through the double doors.

"You called for me, Mom?" He asked as he sat down on one of the chairs in the spacious office.

"Yes, dear, I have some jobs for you," Hild said, standing up. Hild was a gorgeous woman with a lithe sensual figure. Hild was also the ruler of Nifleheim, or, as mortals tend to call it, Hell. Her skin was tan and her eyes were a bright molten amber. On her forehead was a red star, her demonic symbol. (I think)

Ranma was around Hild's height and had slightly lighter skin than she did. He had a lithe figure and moved with cat like grace. His hair was long and tied back in a ponytail, a style that defined him but would look childish on anyone else. His eyes were a piercing gray-blue. Beneath each of his eyes were 3 red slash marks and in the center of his forehead was the kanji for chaos in the same color.

"What kind of jobs?" Ranma asked.

"Nothing too big. I know you, Ranma," Hild said smiling, "You've been wanting to explore midgard for a while now. I think it's time you went on vacation."

Ranma blinked, "A vacation? We went from jobs to a vacation."

Hild nodded, "Yes. Your job will be to relax and cause a bit of chaos wherever you decide to vacation. Unless of course you go visit your sister, Urd, then you must behave."

Ranma crossed his arms over his chest, "Yes, of course, Mom. Bell won't let me mis-behave. And I've yet to turn Bell down for anything..."

Hild laughed, "So, you'll go on this vacation?"

Ranma nodded, "Yeah. I was planning on calling Urd and visiting her anyway."

"Good. Now, you go and make your mother proud."

Ranma smiled as he stood up from his seat, "Alright, Mom, you got it."

On his way out Lai couldn't help staring at Ranma's ass. It was a nice ass...Lai shook her head and smiled at Ranma, "Have fun in midgard, Ranma-kun."

Ranma nodded, "I will, Lai. Oh, can you do me a favor and call Ryoga? See if he can't meet me at the gates in a few hours."

"Alright, I'll see what I can do. But he might already be on Midgard."

"Whatever works, just send him over to the gates if he's here. Otherwise I'll find him later."

To Be Continued...

-Lov3the3vil