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-Black Permanent Marker-

"Sasuke, we were going to eat out!"

The Uchiha sighed. "I told you already, Sakura, I'm tired. I want to sleep. How about tomorrow?"

Sakura pouted. "You said that yesterday."

Sasuke sighed again. "This time, I swear I'll do it." Sakura snorted in disbelief. "You said that yesterday, too!"

Sasuke heaved another sigh. He'd been doing that a lot lately. "Tomorrow morning. We'll go to that fancy place for breakfast tomorrow, okay?"

Sakura seemed to ponder this for a moment, tapping her chin with a slender finger. "Hmmm, okay!"

Sasuke's lips twitched in a ghost smile. "Now I am going to sleep."

Sakura continued to smile. "Okay, baby! Sleep tight!"

Sasuke shrugged. "Whatever."

He shuffled off to his room. "Didn't you forget something, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura called after him.

She received no answer. Scowling, she stalked back to the living room and threw herself on the couch. "Stupid lump, not giving me a goodnight kiss!"

Her eyes drifted, and she saw one of the most beautiful things sitting on the coffee table. She squealed and grabbed it. "So considerate, Sasuke-kun!"

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Sasuke was finally asleep. But then, a horrible smell reached his sensitive nose. "The hell?" He grumbled. He slowly heaved himself from the bed and lurched to his bathroom.

When he looked in the mirror, he stopped breathing.

Thick, dark lines marred his pale skin. A gasp of horrified shock died on his lips when he saw the culprit standing in the doorframe. "You!" he hissed.

Sakura laughed somewhat evilly. "Yes, Sasuke, it was I! That's what you get for not taking me out to eat since we got married!"

Sasuke stared at her blankly. "It's only been two weeks, Sakura."

Predictably, Sakura flew into a rage. "I DON'T CARE! I ASKED AND ASKED YOU, BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN ME OUT YET!" Before the young woman could get into the swing, Sasuke had grabbed her hand and dragged her out of the bathroom, forgetting about his marked face.

"Where are we going?" Sakura asked.

"Out to eat!"

Inner Sakura cackled. Who said married life sucked?