YuGiOh: Know Your Stars

disclaimer: me? i don't own either YuGiOh, Pokemon or All That. I got this idea from a mixture of my dream last night, watching too much tv, and reading Sakura Phantom's fic.

Based on the Know Your Stars thing from All That.

A mysterious voice comes to haunt Seto.

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars. Seto Kaiba..."

"Nani? Who's there!"

"Will you let me finish? Spoiled rich kid"

"Hey! i can hear you! I'm gonna sue you. Mark my words!"

"Yeah, yeah. Anyways, Seto Kaiba... doesn't like Duel Monsters. He much prefers Pokemon."

"What! I hate Pokemon. My little brother watches that! If you're going to do this, you better get the facts straight"

"Seto Kaiba... Really hates his little brother"

"What! Seto! Hoe could you? I love you!"

Seto could only look in shock as his little brother left weeping before he started yelling.

"Now look what you've done! Apologize before I toss you out and make sure you never enter this country again!"

"Yeah, yeah. I've heard it before. Now, Seto Kaiba... Doesn't know how to swim and needs to have a rubber duck with him even in the bath tub"

"NANI! How dare you make up such lies! That's it. Security!"

"They can't find me. I am a figment of your imagination. Let's move on shall we? Seto Kaiba... sleeps with a pink fairy nightlight on so that the monsters under his bed doesn't eat him"

"I do NOT sleep with a nightlight! And whay do you mean imagination? If that was true how did Mokuba (spelling?) hear you?"

"He didn't. He heard you say you hate him."

"I never said that!"

"Seto Kaiba... has gone to prison on charges of sexual assault"

"What! No I haven't! Stop lying!"

"Seto Kaiba...is really a She"

"Wahhh? I am not female!"

"And now you know Seto Kaiba..."

"Nani! They know nothing about me! You get back here! Where are you!"

Seto ran out the door and after the strange voice. A few seconds later two figures stepped out of the closet.

"That was really mean, Jou"

"I know, but you can't say that punk didn't deserve it, Yami"

As they exited the building you could see Jou clutching a small voice changer in his hand as if it were his lifeline.

"...And now you know Seto Kaiba"

"NO YOU DON'T!"