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Description: A short, simple one-shot…or is it?

In Your Dreams


"Hey, Jakotsu, guard the camp," Bankotsu said. "The rest of us are going to go check something out for an indefinite period of time for reasons that make absolutely no sense whatsoever."

"Oh, okay," Jakotsu said. "See ya."

"Damn lazy writer," Ginkotsu mumbled as he shuffled off.

No one was going to attack the camp. All it was was a clearing in the woods. Jakotsu was thirsty, and went to get a drink of water. He was bent over the water, when he heard a familiar voice.

"Hey, there, you," InuYasha said. He jumped down from his tree, landing on the bath behind Jakotsu. Jakotsu reached for his sword, but he had forgotten it due to another writer's convenience. He was cornered! "Wha-what do you what?"

"You know what I want," InuYasha said darkly, reaching for Jakotsu with his clawed hands. He grabbed him and tossed him on the ground, and then got on top of him, taking off his shirt.

"What are you doing…mm, what are you doing?" There was a world of difference between the first and second sentences.

"Anything I want," InuYasha said.

They were interrupted by a crashing tree. They looked towards the sound and saw Bankotsu, looking pissed.

"B-Bankotsu? Aren't you supposed to be investigating a writer's convenience?" Jakotsu asked.

"I made up the writer's convenience. I left the others' out wandering in the woods somewhere so that I could come back here and have some fun with you…but I see that InuYasha bet me to the punch!"

"I'm willing to share," InuYasha said.

Bankotsu did an emotional 360 and was suddenly cheerful. "Oh, okay."

Bankotsu dropped his sword and approached, disrobing…Jakotsu's mouth was watering…

"Jakotsu, wake up!"

"Huh?" Jakotsu awoke, and realized that it had all been a dream.

"Good, you're awake," Bankotsu said.

"Aw, it was just getting to the good part!" Jakotsu complained.

"Well, I need your help planning our attack," Bankotsu said.

"Alright." Damn it!