Well, you can thank Microsoft word for this chapter. I am actually gonna write something semiserious soon. Just not now. Yea…. Anyways, your reviews….

Catri Howlman-Carthaki spy- thanks, I agree with her too.

peter-pan-equals-luv- I know, I finished TQ and I will write them soon!

PatronSaintOfEverythingWierd- I said you could give bad reviews but I didn't say I would be happy about it! ;) thanks for reviewing anyways

wildace keladry2005- Yea, I'm pretty slow too. I cant wait to read it!

Epobbp- thanks! I just love writing random stuff!

Taylor- OMG! I so want that dress! Give me some biscuit! -falls out of chair laughing- And I DO enunciate, you just don't listen!

Cede- hehehehehehehe thanks

Oh, and I'm taking a vote: Should I start writing normaly of keep the script style. Just so you know, I'm terrible at writing normally.

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Um, Somewhere… At the Palace… Yea…

Kel: Ladedadeda- What the- Who are you?

Celery: I'm your evil clone, Celery of Mandolin (A/N I'm not kidding that's the spelling suggestions for Keladry of Mindalen on Word.)

Kel: Oh, ok that's nice.

Alanna: Hey who are you?

Kel: She's my evil clone!

Alanna: How… nice.

Jon: f'oshizzle. I want an evil clone.

Kel: Well you don't get one.

Jon: Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Kel: Cause you suck.

Celery: And you have a normal name.

Alanna: I like Kel's idea better.

Celery: Well, you suck.

Alanna: You wanna start something?

Celery: Bring it, old lady!

Baird: Cat fight!

-catfight-

Alanna: Haha! I am victorious!

Celery: This means war!

Mess Hall

Celery: I have come to steal your coleslaw!

Alanna: Why does everything have to do with coleslaw?

Raoul: Um, Alanna it's kind of in the title

Kel: But if you eat the coleslaw wouldn't that be like, cannibalistic?

Celery: I'M NOT FREAKIN CELERY!

Kel: Hand over the coleslaw or else…

Celery: Or else what?

Kel: You have left me no choice….

Final Fantasy Duel Music and Setting

Celery: Oh, I love this music!

Kel: Yea me too.

Celery: I summon…. THE CELERY STICK OF NO GREAT IMPORTANCE!

Kel: -gasp-

Alanna: I shall whack you with my sword! –whack-

Celery: Ow.. I guess

Kel: I shall hit you with one of those wicked awesome spell things! –hits celery with a wicked awesome spell thing-

Celery: NOOOOOO! That actually kind of hurt!

Thayet: -Does dance that some how causes harm to the other person- (A/N I never really figured that out, I mean What the heck?)

Kel: I summon… IFRIT! -Ifrit blows Celery's head off-

-cool end of battle music-

Yet Another Random Place of No Significance to the Plot

Kel: Well, you people suck at video games!

Alanna: What's a video game?

Kel: -sigh- you're hopeless

T H E

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That the end thing is cool isn't it! I know I spend way to much time playing video games. That was based on FFX-2 but I haven't played it in a while, so that was kinda, very messed up. 7 days till Christmas! Merry Christmas people! Happy Hanukah!