---Book of Paradise ---

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Inuyasha!

Hey! Just something I quickly though up when I was cleaning my room and thinking about anime! Mainly for my muse, but good enough for a one-shot! Hope you enjoy it! Read and review onegai!

. Kakashi might be a little OOC, please bear with me!


Kagome sighed. Her friend Naruto had wanted her to come and visit his friends and him because he wanted to introduce her to his sensei.

She had asked why Naruto didn't do it the last time she had visited 2 months ago and he only replied, "He was on a mission"

Kagome had stumbled across Konohagakure a year ago when she was visiting her cousin in Kyoto. The train had stopped in the middle of the ride, unfortunately out of gas and one of Kagome's Shikon jewel shards had accidentally flung itself out of its container and into the thick underbrush nearby when she had tripped over a crack in the ground and fell.

Wandering in, Kagome finally found it, but then found out that the train had already left… Stumbling deeper into the forest anyways, she had fallen into a river when a storm started brewing up ahead and nearly drowned, but was saved by a pink-haired girl named Sakura when the girl had spotted her in their territory.

Friends were made fast.

Kagome sighed. She would have to use something the Hokage there called a 'teleportation jutsu' that he had taught her to get off the train.

'5…4…3…2…1…' The train whizzed by a large, triangular boulder and Kagome made a hand sign, muttering a few words, and then disappearing to outside the train.

"At least it's not muddy today" Kagome mumbled, then slung her yellow backpack over her shoulder, taking her jacket off and revealing a miko outfit, 'Who cares what Inuyasha thinks! I'm wearing this anyways!'

After an hour's walk, Kagome came face-to-face with the village gates.

"Hello? Anybody there?"

"KAGOME!" A boy clad in orange nearly made her topple over in surprise as he hugged her.

"Hey, Naruto-kun, how's it going?" Kagome smiled, hugging him back, then walking up to the pink-haired girl to greet her, "Hello Sakura-kun"

"It's great!" Naruto shouted, grinning madly, then following where Kagome was going.

"Hey Kagome! It's nice to see you again" Sakura smiled, hugging her too.

"Sasuke-san…nice to see you again" Kagome greeted, shaking hands with the guy who just nodded in response.

"Kagome! I've improved a lot, see!" Naruto eagerly took out a couple shuriken and chucked them towards her at an alarming rate.

Sasuke and Sakura's eyes widened in surprise as the kunai split the wind.

A voice suddenly called out in alarm, "Naruto! What do you think you're-"

Kagome raised her hands, catching 7 shuriken in one hand and 1 other in her left hand, deflecting the last one with her knee.

There was silence for a moment.

"Naruto! That was dangerous!" the man gasped out.

They whirled around and Kagome accidentally bumped into a taller man who looked just a couple years older than her. He had silver hair and a fabric mask covered half his face.

"Sorry about that" The man answered to Kagome, only taking a slightly blurry glance at her, "What were you doing, Naruto? You could have hurt her!"

Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly, "I knew she could block it! She's so cool!" He turned and face Kagome, beckoning her to come closer, "Kagome, this is Kakashi-sensei, the person I wanted you to meet!"

The person now known as Kakashi turned around to get a good look at the miko.

"Hey, I'm Kagome, nice to meet you, Kakashi-san"

"Well, I have to go now, c'mon Sasuke-kun!" Sakura smiled, pulling the poor boy along with her.

Naruto left quickly after that, saying something along the lines of, 'Gotta find Iruka-sensei, I want some ramen…'

"Hello" Kakashi replied. Having nothing else to do, they both sat down on a nearby bench in silence.

Getting a bit bored with nothing better to do, he took out a novel. Running his thumb along the binding, he took a long look at the cover.

Eyes widened in shock.

The book fell to the ground, scattering dust.

"Is something wrong?" Kagome questioned worriedly, concerned eyes gazing at him. He stared at her for a mnute, then back at the book.

She bent down to pick up the fallen book and lightly brushed the cover to get the dust off.

"Eh…?" She almost dropped the book.

It was a picture of her crouched over another person on the forest floor. But…?

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"Argh…so much for not dropping the herbs" Kagome smoothed out her miko outfit and bent down to collect the scattered herbs.

"There's the last one" She got down on her knees and crawled towards the leaves, grabbing the last herb.

FLASH

Kagome whirled her head up to the light.

Miroku stood there with the Polaroid camera she had given him. He took out the film and blew on it a bit, then waved the developed picture.

Before she could digest what had happened, Miroku had left.

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The picture looked suspiciously computer-altered. Where the herb was in her hand was locks of hair and they were at a beached area instead in a very…provoking position.

"Where did you get this?" was all Kagome could make out, squeaking in a weak tone.

Kakashi blinked. The main character of Make Out Paradise was standing right in front of him. He blinked again. This was not a dream.

"From the bookstore" He replied bluntly, then added in, "The book has been republished many times. No one exactly knows when this book was written"

Kagome took a long glance down at the author, 'Miroku Houshi'

This time, Kagome really did drop the book.

"Is something wrong?" Kakashi asked.

"I know that person…" Kagome turned red at this revelation. That pervert! He actually…!

To be sure, she flipped to a page and read a sentence, '…Kagome bent down, sweat coating her body…'

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Miroku sat in front of Kaede's hut, tapping the pencil against the pad of paper that Kagome had given him.

Looking thoughtful, then suspiciously delighted, he jotted down something, then returned to writing with a slightly perverted grin on his face.

Villagers passed by him without a thought, taking an occasional glance when he would turn one of those pages and write some more down.

A little while later, Kagome walked up to him, her curiosity getting the better of her, "What are you doing Miroku?"

He looked up from the paragraph he was working on, "I'm writing a story, could you read it and tell me your opinion please?"

Kagome raised an eyebrow, "Uh…I guess so. Why don't you ask Sango?"

"She's gone somewhere with Kirara"

"Alright…" Kagome sighed and picked up the pad of paper after Miroku had flipped to the first page.

'Make Out Paradise' the cover read. Kagome paid it no mind as she scanned the first page, reading it carefully. Her eyes widened and she dropped the paper back on Miroku's lap.

He had a perverted grin on his face, "Should I publish it?"

Kagome could only gawk. Seconds later, she bolted for it into the forest, suddenly feeling like she wanted to vomit and looking a bit pale.

"Hm…She must like it a lot…I'll take that as a yes" Whistling a happy tune, the monk gathered his writing supplies and ran off to the village market, "I hope she didn't mind hat I used her as the main character…"

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"Eh…" Kagome turned red.

Kakashi grinned, "Your book is a best seller in this area! It's nice to meet you"

Kagome looked up at him warily, "Eh…nice to meet you too"

The incident with Miroku had only just happened yesterday.

'When I get back, Miroku is soo going to be dead!'


...Owari...


Just to let you know, the picture Miroku took was used plainly for the first copies. They put the man under it when computers were invented.

I hoped you liked the story! Read and review onegai!

Sayonara,

Tenshi-Battosai