Okay...this is another one of my weird song parodies...after I did "O'Neill Got The Girl", I was listening to my Fountains of Wayne CD and this little ditty popped into my head as well...can you guys tell I'm a Music Major in college? Please read and review...if anyone wants to put this on a website, just credit me and e-mail me the url so I can look at it...otherwise, enjoy!


Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on
Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on

Daniel, can I come over and get some coffee (some coffee)
Did you decipher the hieroglyphs yet? (hieroglyphs yet)
Is the Colonel back from the Pentagon? (Pentagon)
Is he there or he is trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Colonel can't you see?

Jack O'Neill has got it going on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill.

Jack O'Neill has got it going on
Jack O'Neill had got it going on

Daniel do you remember our last team night (last team night)
He came out without his shirt on (his shirt on)
I could tell he liked from the way he stared (way he stared)
And the way he said, "Do I have something on my face?" (something on my face)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But I like older men and he could use a girl like me!

Jack O'Neill has got it going on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill

Jack O'Neill has got it going on (he's got it going on)
He's all I want and I've waited for so long (waiting and waiting)
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong...I'm in love with

Jack O'Neill oh, oh (I'm in love with)
Jack O'Neill oh, oh (Wait a minute)
Siler can't you see you're just not the boy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Jack O'Neill