A/N: This is sort of a parody of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Once More With Feeling" (the musical episode). Some of the songs will be changed, and others will stay as they are in the episode. This takes place between the episodes "The Prophecy" and "The End." Also, I don't usually support Beast Boy/Raven pairings, but it works so well in this fic. By the way, this is a parody, so don't take it seriously.

Disclaimer: I don't own TT or BtVS.


Chapter 1: The Madness Begins

Raven sat meditating in her room while her astral body explored the dark recesses of her mind. A blood red moon shone upon the scorched landscape, illuminating the sky filled with dark stars. Grey stone floated in the abyss of space, the only foliage being a few leafless, blackened trees. Raven walked among the many cawing ravens hopping on the ground. All of the sudden, a feeling came over her, an urge she could not ignore. It bubbled inside of her until she finally gave into the feeling. Raven began to sing.

(Many changes from original)
Raven: Every single day the same arrangement,
I go out and save the day,
Still I always feel this strange estrangement,
Nothing here is real, nothing here can stay.
I've been making foes with magic shows
Just hoping no one knows
That I've been living without emotions,
I'm walking through the part,
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart.
I was always closed and kind of distant
Now I find I'm opening,
Seeming so afraid I find I'm missed and
Nothing means a thing, life is out of swing, no one's noticing.
Ravens around her: She does pretty well as a fiend from Hell,
But lately we can tell that she's just living without emotions,
Holding it inside,
She doesn't seem to know that she hides.
Raven: Will I stay this way forever,
Sleep walk through my life's endeavor?
Ravens: You just need to say-
Raven: Whatever, I don't want to be
Living without emotions,
Losing all my drive,
I can't even see if this is really me,
And I just want to be ALIVE!

Raven sat down and stared at the ravens surrounding her. "Okay," she said, "that was weird. I didn't even know you guys could talk."


The next morning, Cyborg was in the kitchen making waffles, Raven was sitting on the couch reading, and Robin and Beast Boy were watching TV. Everyone turned at the sound of sliding doors to see an extremely happy Starfire waltz into the room. "Last night something wonderful happened!" she exclaimed.

Robin turned red. "Star don't-"

"Robin and I sang!" she yelled. Robin turned redder.

Raven looked up from her book and Cyborg and Beast Boy jumped. "Oh my God!" yelled Cyborg. "You guys, too."

"Yeah," said Robin. Soon everyone was speaking at once.

"I was looking for socks, and all of the sudden I was singing about green socks!"

"It was wonderful. We sang and we danced in traditional earthly dancing ways."

"I was training and Star came in, and then we were singing about training…"

"I sang about my car, and I was dancing on my car, and it was weird…"

As soon as the hubbub died down, Starfire turned to Raven and asked, "What did you sing about, friend Raven?"

Raven stared at her alien friend a moment before saying, "I didn't sing."

"Oh." The Tamaranian hung her head.

"Well, what's going on?" The green changeling asked.

Robin answered, "I don't know, but we need to-" The leader of the Titans was interrupted by his half-metal friend and odd music from nowhere:

(Many changes)
Cyborg: I've got a theory that it's a villain,
A dancing villain, now something isn't right there.
Beast Boy: I've got a theory Mad Mod is here again,
And we're all stuck inside some wacky British nightmare.
Cyborg: I've got a theory we should work this out,
Cyborg and Starfire: It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?
Beast Boy: It could be witches, some evil witches (Raven and Cyborg glare at Beast Boy) Witch is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted wicked good and love the Earth and women power and I'll be over here.
Starfire:I've got a theory it could be mumgorfs! (Everyone stares blankly at Starfire)
Mumgorfs aren't just sweet like everybody supposes,
They've got them long fungorts and funny little roznooz,
And what's with all the glorbeks?
What do they need such so many glorbeks for anyway?
Mumgorfs, mumgorfs, it must be MUMGORFS!
Or maybe clorbags.
Beast Boy: I've got a theory we should work this fast,
Cyborg and BB (glancing at Starfire): Because it clearly could get serious before it's past.
Robin: I've got a theory it doesn't matter.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Earthquakes, we've all been there,
The same old shakes, why should we care?
All (except Raven): What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute,
We have to try, we'll pay the price,
It's do or die, we'll all get by.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
There's nothing we can't face,
Starfire: Except for mumgorfs.

Raven, who had been able to resist the urge to sing, finally said, "That was odd."

Starfire sat next to her gothic friend and said cheerfully, "I thought it was wonderful!"

Robin quickly went back into leader mode. "This isn't normal." Raven rolled her eyes at the obviousness of his statement. Robin ignored her. "We have to find out who's behind this."

"I thought it didn't matter," Raven deadpanned.

Robin glared at her. "Well, it's not like it's Slade, but it's still a problem we have to deal with."

Cyborg interjected, "Well, is it just us? Are we the only people singing?"

Raven stood and went to the computer. After typing a few keys, the computer zoomed in on a map of Jump City. Soon a street corner was visible on the screen. A man and some others were dancing outside of a dry cleaner. Raven turned on the volume.

(No changes)
Man: They got the mustard OUT!
Others in background: They got the mustard out!

Raven turned off the computer and turned around to face the rest of the Titans. "It's not just us."


A/N: Okay, I know this is not what I usually write, but it's fun, so just enjoy it! Flames are accepted.