Disclaimer: Eroica Yori Ai O Komete © Yasuko Aoike and Princess Comics; no profit is being made from this fan production and no disrespect is intended to the original creators.


AUTHOR's NOTE:
Thank you to Belladonna (dot) org for inspiring these.
belladonna (dot) org/fivewords (dot) html

If you thought drabbles were short, try writing a fan fic in five words or less!

Also, because FF (dot) net erases asterisks, I have had to use + instead. Go figure.


"A smile! It's a beginning."

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"Going up or down?"

"Middle."

…?

…!

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"Being rear ended is bad?"

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The microfilm is inside what?"

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"You, outside. Now!"

"Why?"

"Picnic."

…!

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"That red shirt…"

"It's yours."

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"A lovely green…"

"Just pour."

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"Blue eyes.

"Never noticed.

"Liar."

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"Purple?"

"I'm out of red."

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"Always in brown."

"I'll strip."

…!

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"Black like…"

"Just cut it."

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"Colorless."

"Not with you here."

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"Friends?"

"Enemies."

"Lovers?"

"Well…okay."

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"Too much?"

"For you, nein."

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"How's that?"

"Not enough."

"Major!"

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"My sixth sense…"

"Is perverted."

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"You smell of…

"Pervert!"

+ giggle +

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"Don't touch."

+ moan +

"Let me."

…!

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"Come see my etchings."

"Nein."

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"You stole my heart."

"Idiot."

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"Diamonds are forever."

"Until stolen."

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"We're oil and water."

"So?"

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"What did you...? Shit!"

"Breakfast?"

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"Drink or me, darling?"

+ growl +

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"Snow! Let's play."

"Let's not.

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"What did we…? Fuck!"

"Exactly."

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"Why's it so dark?"

"Pervert!"

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"Major?"

"What?"

whisper

"Pervert!"

"Later."

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"I'm to reach up where?"

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"When did that happen?

+ giggle +

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"Why're you smiling?"

"My pants!"

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"Dorian, how do I—?"

"Oh!"

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"If I say, yes— Ah!"

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"Happy Birthday, Major."

"It was."

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"Merry Christmas! I'm your present!"

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"Oh, dear. James discovered eBay."

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Doctor Who/Eroica Xover

"Human."

"NATO."

"TCE!"

KA-BLAM

"Magnum."

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"You will obey—"

KA-BLAM

"Idiot."

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"Loot! You stole that!"

"Naturally."

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"NATO intelligence."

"Contradiction in terms."

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Replaced Casio-mini with K-9 – James

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"The Seal of Rassilon!"

"Tacky."

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"Jack? What's under that uniform?"

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STOLEN: Police Box, circa 1963

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"I didn't say play doctor!"

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Dear Diary,
Have stolen Adric.

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Ran off with Adric. –James

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