AUTHOR'S NOTE: Please be warned. Some of these are just very wrong!


"The beginning of—"

"Foppish nonsense."

OoOoO

"You're invited…"

"No!"

+ Smooch +

…!

"When?"

OoOoO

"Ooo, whips and chains!"

"Pervert!"

OoOoO

"Blood!."

"'s okay. Not mine."

OoOoO

"You're all I desire…"

+ growl +

OoOoO

"You're so…so…"

"Was?"

"Vanilla."

…!

OoOoO

"Ice cream cones! How erotic."

…!

OoOoO

"That factory…"

"Steal everything?"

"Okay."

OoOoO

"Rack up another victory!"

"Narcissist."

OoOoO

"You're such a flashy—"

+smooch+

…!

OoOoO

"My magazine…?"

"Here."

…!

"For bullets!"

OoOoO

"I want that picture."

"Nein."

OoOoO

"Oil!"

"It's a painting."

"Cretin."

OoOoO

"What'll I paint?"

"The bedroom?"

…!

OoOoO

"Silver."

"Gold."

"Cash!"

"James!"

+growl+

OoOoO

"Black as night."

"Scared?"

+grrrr+

OoOoO

"My white knight!"

"Shut up!"

OoOoO

"I'm casting a hex!"

"Idiot."

OoOoO

"I'll stick like glue."

…!

"Solvent!"

OoOoO

"So creamy…"

"Pervert!"

"Again, please?"

OoOoO

"Bloody, flowery talk."

"More?"

+growl+

OoOoO

"Haunted?"

"Not now, darling."

+growl+

OoOoO

"Something new!"

"Good. Go away."

OoOoO

"Plots, death…"

"Same old thing."

…!

OoOoO

"The document for you."

"Okay."

…!

OoOoO

"Letter of the law—"

…!

"Thief!"

OoOoO

"Sense of touch…"

…!

"Stop that!"

OoOoO

"Your sight…"

"Is overloaded!"

"Cretin."

OoOoO

"You smell heavenly, Major."

"Pervert!"

OoOoO

"Listen…"

"What?"

+whisper+

"Idiot!"

OoOoO

"Taste this."

"Wine…?

"Moselle."

"B'sst'rd."

OoOoO

"You're truly wicked…"

"So?"

"Again."

OoOoO

"These chains for me?"

"Pervert."

OoOoO

"Blood and alcohol don't mix."

OoOoO

"Love Potion #9."

"You idiot."

OoOoO

"Sink your teeth into…"

"Ah!"

OoOoO

"To taste those lips…"

"Major!"

OoOoO

"Kiss?"

"Okay."

"No tongues!"

OoOoO

"Your hands…"

"Will deck you."

OoOoO

"Tired?"

"Yes."

Foot massage?"

…?

…!

"Okay."

OoOoO

"You have nice legs, G."

…!

OoOoO

"That was slick."

"Really…?"

…?

…!

"Wanker!"

OoOoO

"Satin sheets…"

"No fucking way."

OoOoO

"Can you restrain…?"

…!

"Not me!"

OoOoO

"A pool!"

"Happy drowning."

+grrrr+

OoOoO

"A romantic fountain…"

"Coins!"

"James!"

OoOoO

"Go shower."

…!

"Alone!"

"Spoil sport."

OoOoO

"American Idol's…"

KA-BLAM

"Never mind."

OoOoO

"What a jungle."

"Christmas shopping?"

OoOoO

MISCOMMUNICATION

"I didn't say go streaking!"

OoOoO

"I didn't say buy rubbers!"

OoOoO

"I didn't say give head!"

OoOoO

"I didn't say ball gag!"

OoOoO