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A little More Egotistical Git, And A little Less Red-headed Anger
I got my first detention today.
As in, THAT GUY WHO GETS DETENTIONS EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE!
AND WHO I HAPPENED TO HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON SINCE FOREVER!
And he gave me a detention for slamming Ron into a class door!
I mean, so what if he now has TRANSFIGURATION permanently emblazoned on his great fat head? Serves him right for totally bitching on Hermione.
And Harry gave me the detention.
I could cry.
Or punch somebody.
I did then.
Punch somebody I mean.
And I took great pleasure in it, thank you v. much.
The worst part of today was when Malfoy had the nerve to be a bitch about my parents.
Which is why I slugged him.
Besides, not even his damn family gives a shit about him.
So why the fuck should he be such an asshole about mine?
Thanks for screwing my day up, Malfoy.
Fuck you to hell.
'Oh look, it's the mini-Weasley, crying cuz Potty gave her a detention. Honestly, Weaslette, did you ever think even Potter wouldn't get tired of your happy-crap attentions? He seriously is getting tired of you. Not even Pansy is that desperate. But you wouldn't know the slightest thing about sex, now would you Mini-Weasel?' Asked Malfoy, smirking smugly, leaning against the wall.
'Go shove your head up your ass, and serve your ego on a platter with fucking mayonnaise.'Ginny replied, bitchily.
'Why, got any tips? I'll be sure to ask my father to ask your father how to. I'm sure Lucius would love for your father to hear about how his youngest daughter completely disrespected her elders.' Malfoy said.
'Do shut up, will you?' Ginny replied, tired now.
'Maybe I will, Weasel, but undoubtedly, I won't.' Malfoy smirked, again.
'You'll do well to shut up your mouth, before I shut it for you!' Ginny screeched, slapping Malfoy upside the head.
'Just because you haven't been boned today doesn't mean that the whole world has to profit from you're lack of bitchiness, now does it Malfoy? Now go soak your dumbass remarks in cod liver oil, before you ever think you can come insulting my parents AGAIN! Or threatening me with punishments for that!' Ginny yelled, running off.
Portraits sniggered, but as Malfoy yelled, 'Shut up!' They hurriedly pretended to go to sleep.
'Blood Traitor Bitch. Weasel.' Malfoy let out a stream of curses under his breath.
Ginny zoomed off in the opposite direction.
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