Title: Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/General
Summary: Sokka decides that life and the world in general needs straightening out – and that he should start by writing a book explaining just how to do it.
Author's Note: Be prepared for oddness. I wanted to get Sokka's sort of dry humor and sarcasm right, but this is only the first chapter. The chapters won't be long, but hopefully they will be funny and I will update quickly.

01: Prelude and Index

Dear Consumer,

My name is Sokka, and if you're reading this, you have finally bought the wonderful manuscript, Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General. As you read, you will find that it is intriguing, introspective, helpful, and also will sate your hunger, seeing as the last chapter is made of fruit paper and as so, will taste yummy and be informative at the same time. (Please make sure that if you are buying this delightful composition for a younger child to stay away from the dark red hardcover edition. The edible pages in that version are alcoholic and may not be a wise choice for ages 0-14 unless they wish to be totally hammered. Please seek parental consent if choosing the latter option.)

Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General is a book that was carefully and thoughtfully written out by me, Sokka, for the good of the people. With the help of you, the consumer, Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General can soon become a worldwide commodity. It will sit on every table in every home, people will quote it with passion, and everyone can help Sokka become rich, which will make them feel better since it's a good deed. With everyone reading Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General, the world can start its way to being fixed a la Sokka, and life can follow in suit because it's about time that life did what Sokka wanted.

Please, Consumer. Enjoy Sokka's Guide to Fixing Your Life and the World in General, and buy extra copies just in case you lose your first, second, and third copy.

Yours truly,
Sokka

Index:
01. Prelude and Index
02. Sokka's Recommended Booklist
03. The Astounding Stupidity of Optimism
04. Why Pessimism Should Be a Way of Life
05. How to Deal with Nightmares Involving Food
06. Why Murder is Occasionally a Good Solution
07. Why the Fire Nation is Bad
08. Necessities During Travel
09. Warrior Tactics and Sneaky Mission Plans That My Tribe Turned Down but Are Actually Really Awesome
10. Why Food is Important In Your Everyday Life
11. Why Bending is So Overrated
12. How to Kill a Lemur: An Inventive List
13. Building Watchtowers and Other Homeland Security Issues
14. Tips on Winning Your Woman
15. How to Keep Your Little Sister a Virgin
16. How to Be Immortal: The Easy Way!
17. Getting Used to Being Ignored and How to Get People's Attention
18. Why the Fire Nation is Bad II
19. How to Fool Evil Pirates and Fire Nation Princes
20. 25 Reasons Why You Should Buy This Book Again

A/N: I know this sort of idea has been done before, so hopefully I can spin it a little more original as I continue. Review please!