Characters: Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi
Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto
Genre: Humor, Romance
Rating: M (To be safe and the language used.)
I no own any Naruto things.
I have bad grammar most likely.
I care no.
Additional: Have you ever thought that a Jutsu could go wrong? It did to Naruto. See what happens when his whole world changes. Or should I say her whole world?
A girl was walking through Konoha village, looking quite angry. She had blonde hair that was tied up in two pony tails and went down to atleast her ankles. Then there was the gorgeous crystal blue eyes and what looked like cuts on her cheeks. Mostly looking like cat whiskers of the sorts. She had on an orange coat with white fluffy topping on the collar. It also had two blue lines going down the front from top to the bottom of the coat. Then she had on orange pants that matched the coat with a pair of Japanese sandals. She had her fists balled up and squinting her eyes like she was really mad. She actually started stomping when a guy came up and asked for her name.
She arrived at Kakashi's house and knocked on the door. Well it was more like almost knocking it down rather than knocking. "OPEN UP!" She yelled.
The door opened smoothly and there stood the man named Kakashi. He blinked down at her, recognizing her in an instant. "Naruto!" His eyes went wide. He could tell it was him because of the clothes she was wearing and the attitude she had was just like Naruto's.
…Or maybe it was just Naruto's twin sister that was never there almost always and had nothing to wear so she stole Naruto's clothing for the day.
That wasn't likely so he just stuck to option A.
"Is that you!" His eyes remained wide.
"No I'm just your neighbor next door and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar cause my cake is about to go bad without it." She said sarcastically. "THE HELL I AM SO OPEN UP!" She glared at him.
He blinked and opened the door wider as she stomped inside. He then closed the door behind them and sat down on the couch across from where she was sitting.
Her arms were crossed and she had a mean glare on her face. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!" She yelled.
He kind of leaned forward and examined her for a second. "I would say…Were you doing the Sexy-Jutsu Naruto?"
"Yes, what about it!"
"It backfired on you then." He leaned back and placed a hand to one side of his head, feeling a small headache from Naruto's yells.
"BACKFIRED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!"
"You're obviously not focusing so you couldn't be maintaining your chakuras. Every once in awhile and this is rare by the way, your attempts of Jutsu backfire. Take Sasuke's Flame-Jutsu for example. If it backfired on him then he would be burned, but not killed at his level. Your Sexy-Jutsu backfired and made you a girl but I don't know how long you will remain a girl. So I recommend that if you want to wear a dress to look more like a girl, don't do it. You may turn back into yourself."
"How long is this going to last!" She waited impatiently.
"Anywhere from a couple of hours to forever maybe. I have no clue. You're the only one that uses that technique here."
Naruto's eyes went wide. "THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT AGAINST SASUKE! HE'LL SEE THAT I'M A GIRL AND THINK I'M A SISSY AND GO EASY ON ME! I'LL BE AN OUTCAST MORE! JUST WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!"
Kakashi rubbed his ears after the yelling. "I would suggest you get a girl name for now and just be a girl who wears boy clothes. You'll have to train no matter what though and even if I didn't tell Sasuke or Sakura that you are really Naruto, they're going to find out with that attitude of yours and they've seen you in this form already. It's just best if we just wait till it wears off. Who knows, it might wear off with a bit of training or a mission." He smiled casually.
She sat there, glaring, not buying it. "THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT!" She crossed her arms over her chest, obviously going into a fit mode.
"Naruto, just calm down. Everything will be ok. This will pass soon. This kind of thing only happens to a few people and it happens very rarely. In the meantime…What do you think of the name Shoko?" He smiled again.
She glared at him then looked at the ground. "Yeah, that'll work I guess."
"Ok, welcome to the team Akemi." He smiled yet again.
She just stood up and stomped out of the house and slammed the door behind her. She then ran to her house and blinked. Suddenly, everything in her whole house was too boyish. She hated it. The clothes she was wearing seemed tacky and she just wanted to punch someone when she was in the mood she was in. "WHY THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME!" She fell down harshly on the ground in her front room on her ass with a thump. She then just sighed and stood up, walking to the closet. She sweatdropped when all she saw was the same outfit she had on just with clones. She grabbed one and pulled out a black shirt that was sleeve less and slid it on. She then sweatdropped more when she found out she was missing something. "Damnit. This is going to be embarrassing." She closed the orange coat over herself and walked out of the house, over to Sakura's house.
A few people stared at her on the way there but she sighed with relief that she didn't know them. She didn't care anyways. When she got to Sakura's house, she knocked on the door politely and waited for her.
It took her about 5 minutes but she got there. "Yes?" She smiled but then recognized that it was actually Naruto, just in his Sexy-Jutsu form. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NARUTO!" She glared at her, angry.
She sweatdropped with a nervous smile. "I'm sorry Sakura but can I ask you for something?"
"What?" She stood there and continued to glare at her.
"Can I please…" She started to blush lightly, embarrassed. "Borrow a bra?"
"NARUTO YOU PERVE!" She slammed the door in her face. "GO AWAY!" She yelled from the other side.
"Please! I'll explain!"
She opened the door back up and continued to glare at her. "YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON!" She opened the door wider to let her in.
She walked in then Sakura slammed the door behind her.
Sakura started to walk up to her room and Naruto followed her. She stood beside her closet and turned around to her. "Well? What's so important that you had to change to get one of my bras huh?"
"Well…" She started, still blushing with embarrassment. "I was trying my Sexy-Jutsu and then something went wrong. I kind of remained a girl. It scared me at first so I ran to Kakashi-Sensei's house and he told me that my Jutsu backfired on me and I might remain a girl from an hour to forever. Then I went home and tried on a shirt. It didn't work out. So I figured, hey, Sakura's a girl, she should have some bras. So I came over here."
She blinked at her, kind of believing the story but then again not believing it at the same time. "Is this true?"
"Believe it! You can ask Kakashi-Sensei if you don't believe me!"
She sighed then suddenly grabbed her chest.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Akemi jumped back, freaked out by what Sakura just did to her.
"I GOTTA SEE WHAT SIZE YOU ARE!" She growled and grabbed her again.
She stood there looking to the side while Sakura felt of her and sweatdropped. "This is so embarrassing." She thought to herself.
Sakura then pulled her hands away and reached in the closet. She pulled out a slightly large bra and handed it over to her. "I'd say you're a size C cup. Try it. If it's too small or too big then ask me and I can get you a new one."
"Thanks." She smiled and looked around. "Where's the bathroom?"
"Down this hallway outside of my room and the first door on the right."
She walked out of the room and into the bathroom. She then took off the coat and the shirt, putting on the bra. Suddenly, her face went blank. "How in the hell am I supposed to put one of these on!" She growled, not knowing at all where they go or how to put them on.
The door cracked open and Sakura was standing in the doorway with a sigh. "I knew you wouldn't know how this works of all people. Here, let me help." She pulled the bra off of her that was way too much wrong and straightened it, sliding the strings up her arms and onto her shoulders. She then attached the hooks in the back and grabbed a small mirror from a drawer in the sink. She held it slightly above her head so she could see her back in the mirror she was already looking at. "See? It has hooks and you will have to do this on your own. CAUSE I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU ANYMORE, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT!" She growled as she showed her the hooks and how to take them off, then put them back on.
She grabbed her shirt and put on the black shirt then the orange coat and turned around to Sakura. "Thanks a lot." She smiled. "I don't know a lot of girl stuff so I'll have to ask you. Is that ok? I don't want to get into any trouble."
She blinked at her. "Sure. You just better not ask me any stupid questions next time or I'll beat you to a pulp." She glared.
"Oh yeah, my new name is Akemi."
She paused with a smile. "That's a good girl name for you Naruto. Akemi I mean."
She smiled back and walked down the stairs. "Bye Sakura." She waved to her and walked out of the house.
"Bye." She smiled and walked back to her room.
Akemi was happy now, her shirt didn't feel as weird. She was defiantly going to go back to her if she had anymore questions about being a girl. In the meantime she had to get rid of what she was wearing first. She sweatdropped, looking at her old clothing and walked back to her house. When she got there, she pulled off the orange coat and pulled the black shirt back then tied it in a knot in the back, making it skin tight. She looked in the mirror and smiled. "Damn I look hot." She did a twirl of her hair with a smile.
She then rolled up the orange pants to make a Capri kind of look then started messing with her hair. She couldn't decide how to wear it and it was driving her crazy. She sweatdropped then just left it as piggy tails but it started to curl at the ends because of the humidity outside. She smiled. "Oh that looks so cute!" She decided that she would walk outside as the new girl.
She was strolling around Konoha village, smiling. Suddenly, a bunch of guys started giving her looks and making eyes at her. She stuck her tongue out at them and smiled with a small chuckle. "This will be fun."
Then she saw Sasuke standing near a sign.
Her heart seemed to race for some reason. Was it because he looked good all of a sudden? Was she going crazy? "WHAT AM I DOING? I HATE THAT GUY!" She thought to herself and tried to walk past him, acting like she didn't care.
He looked up at her when she almost passed him though, making her freeze. She couldn't move at all. His eyes had made her stop completely. Back then those eyes would only make her want to punch him but now…Now was different.
He blinked for a moment then realized it was Naruto. His eyes went wide and he ran off, nearly having a nose bleed.
End for now.
2nd Chapter is on it's way, don't worry. It's hiliarious what happens with my plans though. If you liked it, review. If you hated it, review. If you feel indifferent, try to review. Also, I need a few more ideas for later so if you're willing to give some up then donate them to me please.