Okay, all the Star Wars stuff belongs to George, the song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" belongs to Weird Al Yankovic, and I'm not making any money from this.Yeah, yeah, yeah... And whoever created the "Rent-a-Jedi" series that's mentioned VERY briefly in here. So don't sue me.

The Night Yoda Went Crazy

Down in the temple all the Jedi were thinkin' ploys

For the good Jedi girls and the good Jedi boys

When the boss waddled in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a blaster in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

From his ears to his feet he was covered with ammo

Like a short thin drunk disgruntled Darkside Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a sparkle in his eye,

"May the Force be with you all... now you're all gonna die!"

The night Yoda went crazy

The night the dwarf went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the temple is gone the bomb brought a quick end

And the BOOM could be heard from Bespin to Scotland

And he tied up his padawans and he held the knights hostage

And he ground up poor Yaddle into Jedi sausage

He got Windu and Mundi with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Plo Koon just like Freddie Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Eeth Koth

And he took a big bite and said, "Ewww.....(COUGH)!"

The night Yoda went crazy

The night that Muppet went nuts

Now you can hardly walk around the capital

Without steppin' in padawan guts

There's the Coresaunt Guard and the GBI

There's a speeder from the Galaxy News

And transports floatin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Yoda, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a Force-filled guy

Yes, Amidala, now Yoda's doing time

In a republican prison for his infamous crime

Hey, little queen, now don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

But now Anakin's in therapy, and Obi's still nervous

And the Jedi all got jobs working for the "Rent-a-" service

And they say Palpatine, he's on the phone every night

With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' 'bout - the night Yoda went crazy

The night the lil' green guy flipped

Broke his back cause of rebellious wookies

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Yoda went crazy

The night the dwarf went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain