The Twelve Days of Christmas (For you, MibuWolf! )

Horo: On the first day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

A hive full of angry bees!

On the second day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the third day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

8 raging fires,

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

9 shamans screaming,

8 raging fires,

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

10 glaring Anna's,

9 shamans screaming,

8 raging fires,

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

11 scary spiders,

10 glaring Anna's,

9 shamans screaming,

8 raging fires,

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Renny gave to me:

12 days of torture,

11 scary spiders,

10 glaring Anna's,

9 shamans screaming,

8 raging fires,

7 cats a-scratching,

6 slapping bitches,

5 horse stampedes,

4 hit-and-runs,

3 nose bleeds,

2 biting dogs,

And a hive full of angry bees!