Because Link Sneezed
Hee-hee! Random siliness!
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2001 - id: 267574
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Because Link Sneezed
**One day while Link was at a meeting with Mayor Dotour**
Link: (sneezes loudly)
Mayor: My toupee! (yes, his toupee was floating away on
Cheese Vendor: Whoops! (trips on toupee which was lying
on ground in South Clock Town, drops piece of cheese)
Dog: Woof! (runs over and eats piece of cheese, which
makes him so fat he collapses through the ground into underground cave)
Sakon: You found me! (runs through his tunnel system,
up to West Clock Town in an attempt to get away)
Soldier: Sakon! (arrests Sakon, takes him to jail, but
Sakon drops a small bag of rupees in a bush, vowing to come back for it
Bird: Chirp! Chirp! (sees bag, tries to eat it but chokes)
Groundsman: Oh yuck, a dead bird! (puts bird in bag, mops
Cheese Vendor: Whoops! (slips and falls again, dropping
another piece of cheese)
Dog: Whoof! (eats it, becomes fat again and drops through
Moles: Hey! (This was the Mole's Underground Network that
the Dog had dropped into, they carried him off to jail, never to be seen
Lady: Where is my dog?! (falls into hole, is arrested
by a mole)
**The next morning**
Man: Where is my wife?! (falls into hole, arrested by
Little Girl: Where is my daddy?! (f. i. h. i. a. b. a
Little Boy: Where is my family?! (fihiabam)
**The next day**
Groundsman: Where did this hole come from?! (patches up
hole, making it impossible to know where the Bolami family went)
Man #1: Have you seen the Bolami family lately?
Man #2: Hey guys, do you know if the Bolami family went
out of town?
Man #1, Groundsman: Nope.
Dude: Sup Homey G's, seen the Bolamis?
Man #1, #2, Groundsman: Nope.
All: Oh well.
**Later that day**
Mayor: I lost my toupee when Link sneezed!
Cheese Vendor: Well your stupid toupee made me drop cheese,
what's that!? (a faint barking had sounded, but it ceased)
Everyone: So, this all happened because Link sneezed?
We'll teach him to sneeze! (they set to work)
Link: (is happily walking into South Clock Town when a
5-ton weight falls from the Clock Tower and squashes him, speaks after
everyone pulled it off) Why'd you do that!?!?!
Everyone: BECAUSE YOU SNEEZED!!!