Author's Note: Well, here's a new story for you fans out there. I'm impressed that Yoshi Kart got over 50 reviews all ready! Well, fear no more, because it is time for my new series to begin! Introducing Season 1 of Yoshi and Peppy! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: We own no characters from Nintendo. Peppy Ankylosaurus and this plot is owned by Yoshizilla. Expect this story to be updated every Friday/Saturday/Sunday.
Dis: Oh just shut up, you mother-
Claimer: (steals the story) MINE!
Censor Man: CENSOR! Censor Man is here to censor everything! (censors)
May: Muahahahaha…Happy Meals…HAPPY MEALS! (starts eating several Happy Meals)
Ash: I am the world's greatest Pokemon-
Disclaimer: DON'T YOU DAMN PEOPLE GET IT? "…" MEANS SCRAM! GET OUTTA HERE!
Yoshi and Peppy
Series Pilot (Episode 000): Once Upon A Bad Pun
Yoshi and Peppy were sitting in a white room, which had nothing but a computer. As Yoshi and Peppy laughed their heads off at the humorous stories in the Super Smash Brothers section, Yoshi realized something. Something…well…(sign) Just read.
"Hahahaha! These stupid SSBM stories crack me up! I mean, could these get any stupider?" Peppy shouted as he fell off the ground, laughing.
Yoshi chuckled, but then it wasn't long before Yoshi realize what the stories were based on. "Wait a minute, Peppy. What exactly ARE we doing here in the middle of a room full of nothing but this computer? I mean, don't we have something important to do?" Yoshi asked his yellow Ankylosaurus buddy.
Peppy looked at Yoshi, then at the computer, and gasped. "You're right, Yoshi! We're sitting in a room without a door that's in the middle of nowhere! Who's responsible for this outrage? Someone has to pay!" Peppy shouted angrily, as he looked around the room.
Yoshi looked at the computer, then at Peppy and said, "I think it's these fanfiction authors' fault. After all, we've been put into some serious shit lately. Especially by this Yoshizilla guy."
Peppy's eyes were replaced with flames. "Then here's what we're gonna do! Let's go get this Yoshizilla guy and destroy him!" Peppy shouted.
Yoshi scratched his head and said, "Um…Peppy, wouldn't that be a bad idea? What if we're caught?" Yoshi received a whack from Peppy's tail after the remark.
As Yoshi rubbed his injury, Peppy faced Yoshi, saying, "Come on, you big wuss! I mean, these fanfiction writers are one thing, but Yoshizilla! That guy has been putting us in the stupidest, most aggravating, most retarded and crappy parts of his stupid, pointless, lame stories! We should be the stars!"
Yoshi walked towards Peppy and asked, "Yeah, but who, Peppy? I mean, we have to have someone to keep our backs covered. Who's going to help us out, exactly?"
Peppy thought for a moment, and then he chuckled evilly. "Yoshi, I just happen to know the idiot…" Peppy said, as he opened a warp and grabbed Yoshi. The two dinosaurs plunged into the warp, just as it disappeared.
Bowser mysteriously appeared in the room through a warp. He looked around, and scratched his head. "What the hell is going on here?" Bowser said, as he sat down and started to think to himself.
Author's Note: Well, there ya go. That was the intro of Yoshi and Peppy. Yep. Sorry if it was short, but don't worry! It will get longer! Anyways, Yoshi and Peppy are out to find the mysterious person to help them, but who could it be? And what will Bowser do to help this plot. Find out next time…mwahahahaha! …Ahem.