Gimme A Break WouldJa?

OK- INTRO

It was just like any other Saturday. I woke up unusually early (9:00 to be exact) and the first thing I did was throw off the bed covers and grab the remote. I turned to Nick (one of my favorite channels) to find that Catscratch was on. The Danny Phantom (blegh). I channel surfed for a while and found Edward Scissorhands. After a while I went back to Nick to find that Avatar was on. The Deserter! (One of my favorite episodes ((love when he fights Zhao) 'Ahoy! I'm Admiral Zhao!) Gets me every time). Anways, after the cartoon was over I got on the wonderful, the B-E-A-U- tiful Internet! I started reading FanFics. It bugged me how they were all the same. 'I was sucked into the TV!' 'I was sucked into the computer!' Every story was like that! Grrgh. Waitadurnminutehere- sucked into the carpet? Points for originality. As I was reading, my chair slid out from under me, and my hands flew forward. Instead of hitting a screen, they fell through. Suh-weet! No one was looking so I jumped in and out of my compooper. I'm in- I'm out! Wow it was fun. I heard footsteps and jumped into the screen. My brother sat at the computer and closed the fanfic page(along with me), and I started falling into a deep blackness.

OK THIS IS DA INTRO (DUHN DUHN DUHN!) AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT IT WILL BE OUT OF THE ORDINARY! NOT INSIDE BUT OUT OF THE ORDINARY CUZ I DON'T THINK THAT I'D WANT TO BE INSIDE THE ORDINARY. IT MIGHT SMELL IN THERE. PEE-YEW! ANYWAYS... R&R!